The Book Of Random

Advice On Parent Teacher Conferences

Now I know your wondering 'What could go wrong at parent teacher conferences?' Well a lot could go wrong my friend. If you love getting in trouble and the teachers hate you, you better get a one way ticket to Mexico and change your name to poncho and buy a fake mustache. Why? Because your teacher will effin blab about what you have done during the school year. BUT! If your parents can't understand English, you could translate for them saying good things instead of the negative things your teacher is saying. If your the goody-two-shoes, then just sit back and relax and don't worry about anything.

Now, if you are the person who loves cooking up trouble, try convincing your teacher into saying good things, OR, if they have a crush on another teacher, you could help them get their attention and have them go on numerous dates, so BAM! You have good things being said about you.

If your parents can't speak or understand English, your in luck my friend. You could translate good things to your parents instead of the bad things being said. But, if your teacher speaks the same language, you've gotten into deep shit my friend.

If you don't have a parent that could speak a different language and could not understand English, here's a couple of ways to... ruin the parent teacher conference:

1. fake an injury

2. yell random things that come in mind. *WARNING* make sure they are not dirty.

3. sing the poop song. It will probably disgust them and maybe make them forget what they were talking about. If not keep singing till the time is up.

4. If your teacher is a girl and loves Channing Tatum, yell "OH MY GOD CHANNING TATUM IS OUTSIDE!" She will go nuts and search every inch of the school and earth to find him. She probably will not come back for hours.