Friends
Save the last pizza slice for you
Ring the door bell before entering your home
Ask permission to take something from the refridgerator
Would bail you out of jail
Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Would take away your drink if they see that you're too drunk
Only know a few things about you
Best Friends
Eats the last pizza slice and laughs in your face
Enters your home uninvited and shouts "I'm home!"
Helps himself and is the reason why you have no food
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"
Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad, lol"
Invites you to take another shot
Could write a very embarassing biography on your life
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The Book Of Random
DiversosHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
