Till Death Do Us Part (Reader X Bill Cipher)

Chapter 10: I'd Love To Kill You

We all spent the next couple hours getting the party ready.  Ben however left and came back right before we finished. When we were finally done Mabel still insisted that me and Rose stayed.  We ended up succumbing to Mabel. When the party finally started all we really saw was Mabel jumping around yelling and Dipper mumbling to himself while pulling out a large piece of folded paper.

I borrowed (f/c) jeans, and a (f/c) plaid shirt from Wendy. I'm starting to blend in a bit more. I had to tell everyone me and Rose came from a comic-con. As for his party attire, Rose always wears a red vest so he didn't do anything different.

"Hey, (Y/n)!" Spoke the blonde haired boy.

"How did you know my name?" I responded turning around.

"I know lots of things... Just kidding your name tag!"

"...But... I don't have a name tag..."

"Hey do you want to drink this?"

"What is it?"

"Healthy human fluids!"

"I'll pass."

"Here, why don't you try this cupcake?!"

"Ben I think I'm good."

"Fine."

He then walked away. The moment I thought he gave up he appeared.

"Hey, (Y/n)!"

"I'm not hungry, Ben."

"No, let's play a game."

"Okay, how do you play?" I spoke loosening up a bit.

"Juggle these knives."

I tightened right back up again.

For the rest of the night Ben kept asking me to do questionable activities that sounded dangerous. After the party was over both me and Rose were ready to leave. "Where are we going?" Rose asked.

"I'm thinking the ship."

"Okay."

Then a certain blondie swung his arm over my shoulder. "Hey friends!"

"Shit."

"So how are we all doing? Good? I sure hope so!"

"Need me to walk you home?"

"I think I'll be fine."

"I'd be sad if you were brutally murdered on such a dark, lonely, cold night."

"Yeah, no. Let's go, Rose."

I waved goodbye to everyone and left. Once I felt we were far enough in the woods I pulled out my intercom. I turned it on and impatiently waited in anticipation.

"Beep. A user has successfully logged on."

"Yes!"

We then heard a familiar voice. "Greetings comrades!"

"Tits!" I yelled. Rose was also very happy. "Ira!"

"Me and Footie are at the space ship site. Footies currently fixing the ship."

I saw the battery for my intercom blink.

"We'll meet you there." Beep.

I stuffed the dead intercom in my pocket. Seems like everyone's okay.

We kept walking until we heard a familiar voice.

"Who's that?" Rose asked getting paranoid.

"I think it's..."

I walked over to a tree.

"HEY (Y/N)!"

Why is this man so annoying?

I exhaled. "Ben what're you doing."

"I'm making sure you arrive at your destination safely. Is that not what a gentleman would do?"

"You're just stalking me!"

"I wouldn't call it that... It's just looking after you from afar."

"That's stalking!"

"Anyway I was wondering where you live."

"Why would I tell you that?!"

"I brought you a donut!"

"Why?!"

"Eat it before it freezes!"

I grabbed the donut and threw it on the ground. Then I stomped on it repeatedly. He had to have gotten the message now.

"MY ANNULUS!"

He crumbled to the ground and looked at the broken up pastry. "My hard work and inhumane labor, wasted! Why do you deny my affectionate culinary projects?"

Because you might've put poison in it.

"Um..." I can't believe I feel bad, but what if his food isn't poisoned.

"Maybe next time I'll eat it!" I spoke clapping my hands together.

After I test it for trichloronitromethane.

Right when I said that he pulled out another donut.

"That's great to hear! Take a bite."

Seriously?

"Where do you live, Ben?" Rose asked shifting his attention.

"I'm homeless."

There's a homeless stalker following me around and potentially trying to kill me.

-------AUTHORS❤️NOTE-------
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