Dating the One I Hate

~Breakfast in Bed~

(Eren's POV)

I licked my lips, tasting Levi, and smiled at him. He blushed slightly and plopped down next to me. I turned to my side, while Levi covered us in my blankets.

Our breathing had just regulated itself, and I was exhausted. I snickered.

"I guess you could say I'm an athlete then?"

"Why?"

"Because sex is a sport. And I lasted pretty long." Levi rolled his head back and laughed, me giving a cheeky grin.

"You're such a dork."

"Your dork." He blushed again, and rolled his eyes, trying to cover it up. I chuckled.

After Levi's blush died down he looked back at me. I reached my hand up and wiped underneath his eye with my thumb, the concealer he wore coming off at the action. I then did the same to the other eye, with my other hand.

Underneath, Levi's eyes were covered in deep bags, so much that if you saw him at a first glance, you could consider him the walking dead. I frowned.

"When did you find out?" He spoke softly, almost in a whisper.

"I kind of always knew. I mean, I had a hunch...but I was never too sure. Plus I kiss you everyday. And we just had sex. So it was sort of obvious." He nodded.

"So you know about my problem then?"

"Your insomnia? Yeah." He smiled, sadly, so I kissed it off.

"Hey. I love you. Right down to your insomnia and OCD. Because that's what makes you, you. You love me, and my scars right?"

"Of course."

"See?" I beamed. He chuckled and snuggled into me.

"You taste good." I blushed madly, and felt him smirk against my torso.

"Th-thanks. Um...you too."

"Really?" I nodded.

"Want to try?" At this he reached up and flicked me on the forehead.

"Ow!" I pouted and rubbed my forehead. "Levi..." I whined.

"Then don't get cocky. That's my thing." I grinned.

"I can do it too." He lifted up his fingers again, and my eyes widened.

"Okay okay! It's your thing." I threw up my hands in defeat and complied.

"Damn straight."

"Unlike us." I joked, causing him to snort.

"I don't know what you're talking about but I'm straight."

"What?"

"Because you're definitely a girl." I blushed.

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"No!"

"Yes."

"I hate you." I pouted and crossed my arms.

"Hey, it isn't my fault you're a little bitch." He smirked.

I gasped, then slowly closed my mouth. So that's how it's going to be then? You're on jackass.

I suddenly quivered my lip and and sniffled. I brought both hands up to my face and sobbed, casing Levi to pull away and look at me with wide eyes.

"E-Eren?! I'm...I'm sorry, I was only joking! P-please forgive me..." I smirked and laughed, pulling my hands down.

"Ha! Gotcha!" The confused yet pissed off look on Levi's face set me into a fit of laughter. He glared at me, which only made me laugh harder.