Dating the One I Hate

~Easter Special: The Hunt~

Sweaty bodies. Sore muscles. And the smell of testosterone in the air.

This is what happens when the captain makes you run laps around the castle.

Not because he was angry, or because he wanted to help you get stronger.

No.

But because he is a fucking dick, and he loves enjoying your pain.

You heard me. He loves it.

If he didn't, he wouldn't make the cadets endure the immense torture we got from running around the castle's perimeter.

But he does, thus resulting in enjoying our pain.

You want more proof?

How about the daily cleaning of the entire volume of the castle? Not to mention, if it isn't done right he has you do it all over again.

Or the beatings you get when something is done wrong.

The glares.

The grunts.

The rolling of the eyes, oh do I hate that the most.

He's a soulless, heartless, horrible human being. Almost as bad as a Titan. And that's saying something.

The only remote thing he's got going for him is his devilish good looks.

All the girl cadets can't help but fall for him. Even with his douchebag-ed-ness.

Because seriously, he's an asshole.

But honestly, I don't think I'd want Captain Levi to impregnate a woman. Just thinking of a Levi offspring gives me the jitters.

Just imagine, yet another captain...no doubt he'd raise it just like him.

And it would be easy since every woman wants him to knock them up.

Sluts.

Though he hasn't shown much interest in anyone, or in the general prospect of dating and/or getting married.

So humanity has been saved!

Slightly I guess.

Wait...what was I even talking about? I don't even remember now...

Oh right.

Running-

"Jaeger! What the fuck are you doing? Didn't I tell you to run?"

"Yes. Yes you did."

"Then why aren't you?" He inquired, the obvious.

"I greatly apologize, oh humble master. The thought of you had distracted me, and I just had to stop."

"Jaeger, drop now." I growled but did as he said, getting on the ground.

"This is so fucking stupid." I mumbled.

I immediately felt his foot on my back. He pressed me deeper into the ground, until he heard the sickening crack, of what was most likely my spine. I bit my lip to keep back a cry of pain.

"What was that Jaeger?" He asked, knowing very well that he had heard me.

"Nothing..." I uniformly stated.

This happens a lot if you didn't know.

"That's what I thought. Now tell me why you thought it wise to talk back?"

"It wasn't talking back. It was sarcasm." He pressed farther and steam arose from my back.

"That is talking back Jaeger." He finally relieved me of his foot, but I stayed grounded as my spine repaired itself.