Oh Pissmas Tree

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We finally put up our Christmas tree today. My family consists of a bunch of lazy asses so I don't blame 'em. I also went all across town with my family to buy Christmas presents. (I am at that age where I go with my mom and dad to pick out gifts, it coincides with the fact that I am too lazy to write them a list.)
So we put up our tree, and it is a really tall tree, but it smells weird. We can't exactly figure it out, but it smells like piss. I have 2 cats and a dog (all males) so I am going to assume that an all out turf war happened and crazy shit went down...?
Well anyways that was literally it and I decided to post a short journal entry at..... *checks clock* 11:24 p.m.
Hopefully I can find enough time to post more Christmasy shit on Christmas or after (I celebrate Christmas 5 different times spanning from Christmas Eve to the twenty-seventh and then get the twenty-eighth off to just sit and be hungover.)

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