Church.

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Jesus, I just spend three hours in church where four "friends" declared a squad war. Their squad is the popular popsicles which consists of Hannah, Maddie, Micah, and Zoe. And my squad has the dorkiest name ever. We are..... The squishy squigs. And we consist of me, Eliana_Needs_Bae , Caroline, Ashlyn, Lindsay, and Mackenzie.
So at church, we were running away with Micah (just going outside), and Micah yells, "THEY'RE OVER HERE!" So we take off running, with hot coffee in our hands. I have plenty burns now.
And they were being complete bitches too. They always Instagram things and won't tag us, and are super fucking religious.
I, on the other hand, include anyone in an Instagram picture, and I am a lenient, agnostic, girl/squig. Sue me.
So I am super tired and I need to finish my Undertale Christmas Story.

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