I am going to start this off by saying Maddie fuck you. Thank you for your time.
Okay, this part may sound weird, so... Yeah. I was walking to Subway with some people (mainly Maddie and her 17 year old babysitter), and I bought a giant cookie. We walked back and I still left my cookie untouched. So I go to the bathroom for a minute, and I come out and there is Miracle Whip on my cookie (Miracle Whip is mayonnaise btw). I proceeded to get pissed; when they threw an entire tub of Miracle Whip all over me! We did get Maddie back though, we took a large bottle of ketchup and sprayed it all over her ass!
Hehe, life is quite interesting, no?
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HumorOkay, not entirely "rants", but a journal of shit going on I guess. Call it a diary if you dare but be prepared for a punch to your face.
