Awkward

Part 8

Friday night the girls arrive at Noel's Halloween party.

Alison to Noel: Is the doctor in? 

Noel: Actually, I'm a gynecologist. 

Alison: Ooh. 

Noel: Care to make an appointment? 

Alison hits him

Noel: Hot chick, Britney, hot witch, hot Indian chick... And, uh... 

Spencer: Mary Queen of Scots. 

Alison: He doesn't know who that is. 

Hanna: Does anybody? 

Spencer: She was born to be queen, but her cousin stole the throne, and then she was accused of treason and her family had her executed. ( Song plays on sound system ) 

Alison: It's my song, let's hit the dance floor! 

Emily: Oh, my God, another Lady Gaga? Who is that? 

Alison: Jenna. 

Mona: Meow. 

Alison: Do I know you? 

Mona: No, but you will. 

Jenna to some guys: You guys are so nice, I already feel like I belong here. 

Alison to Jenna: Rosewood's a friendly town. 

Jenna: I decided to wear my original costume. 

Alison: You look great. Maybe even better than me. Alison to guys: Scram. 

Jenna: Wow. You say "froggy," they jump. 

Alison: They're not as dumb as they look. They know they need me. 

Jenna sarcastically: Congratulations. 

Alison: I can make it really easy for you to fit in here. If I accept you, everybody does. 

Jenna: I know how it works. 

Alison: We're a tight group, but I think there's room for one more. 

Jenna: I really appreciate the offer... But I like to pick my own friends. 

Alison walks away

Mona to Jenna: You're definitely the best Gaga. 

Jenna: Better not tell Alison that. 

Mona: She doesn't scare me. 

Jenna: I'm Jenna.

Mona: I'm Mona. 

Spencer when Alison walks over to her. 

Spencer: Hey. I saw you talking with that new girl. What were you guys talking about? 

Alison: Nothing. She's a slut. Here. (Alison hands Spencer ballets from election she rigged) You should get rid of the evidence. 

Spencer burns them

Alison: I thought you'd look at them first. You'd be surprised to know who your friends aren't. (She looks over at Aria and Hanna)

Then Emily is seen slow-dancing with Ben on the dance floor. Jenna is seductively dancing nearby, and Emily ogles at her moves and curves. Jenna notices this and smiles, causing Emily to smile uncertainly back. Alison turns her eyes from one to the other, Jealous she approaches Emily.

Alison: Were you wishing you could taste her cherry chapstick? 

Emily: What? (Emily looks frightened)

Alison: Don't worry, Em. Your secret's safe with me.

Back at the party, there seems to be mostly college kids now. 

Spencer: I feel like we came back to a different party.

Aria: I know, everyone's so much older. ( Melissa and Ian are there with in their Bonnie and Clyde costumes.) What's your sister doing here?

Spencer:  Oh, these must be Eric's friends. He's Noel's older brother.

Alison approaches Ian and flirtatiously strikes up a conversation with him. What's that saying? "Boys play with toys and girls play with boys."

Ian: Huh, I never heard of that one.

Melissa cuts her off by spinning Ian around and planting a kiss on his lips. Disgruntled, Ali walks back to her friends.

So far Ian and Emily had made her jealous tonight.