Are You Kidding Me?

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Dear Diary,

Well Liam fucking Payne.

It started yesterday when I was just chilling in my bedroom. It was my second day of holiday and me and Liam still hadn't chosen somewhere to go. I looked over at my window and I noticed something pinned up next to it. So obviously I opened it and it read:

Well, you have found my note. I knew you would be bored so I thought I would play a little game with you. This is the first of many notes hidden around your house. I have been here most of the day doing this while you were out and in case your wondering, your dad helped :) So your first note is hidden where you spend most of your Saturday nights.....

Well I usually spend my Saturday nights out but if it's in my house then the sofa cause I sit down to watch match of the day with dad. I ran downstairs and that's where another note was sitting.

Well done. Your dad helped with that one. So the next one. It's where you get your favourite food from. 

Favourite food? Chocolate! And I keep mine in the fridge and when I got there a bar of dairy milk and a note in a sandwich bag.

I knew your favourite food so that one was easy. I hope your liking this but I'm gunna make you work now. Every now again you like to do this but your too much of a lazy ass to do it often. 

I do it every now and again but I'm too lazy to do it often, well he is referring to exercise, but what sort? Ahhhh! My bike. I went outside in the pouring rain to get to our shed where as you have guessed was another note. 

Now this is your last one. From where you are standing, walk a good 30 steps and then stop. It will be clear then. 

I walked 30 steps from the shed into the rain back in the house and when I got to the 30th step I looked up and Liam stood there with a suitcase. 

"I forgot about this one"

Inside the envelope was one last note:

You said we still couldn't find a place to go on holiday but we already found it. I am stood in front of you with my suitcase which is full of shorts, vest tops and trunks. The reason why my suitcase is filled with shorts, vest tops and trunks is because last night I booked us 10 days in Bora Bora. You said how you would love to stay at the place where they filmed couples retreat and well we are, so I guess the only thing left to do is for you to go and back your own suitcase, grab your passport and we better get going or we will miss our flight.

I looked up and Liam had this massive grin on his face.

"I thought I told you not to pay for me"

"and I thought I told you to go and back your suitcase"

"Liam, I can't let you pay all that money"

"Ruby, you don't have a choice because I have already paid for it so go and pack"

"I HAVE ALREADY STARTED FOR YOU!" dad shouted from upstairs so I ran up and he had put all of my bikinis, most of my shorts and boob tubes, well he had done pretty much all of my packing. I just needed to sort out my hand luggage. 

"thanks dad" I kissed him on the cheek.

"no problem darling, you have a keeper right there"

"but we aren't togeth-"

"I would re-think that while on holiday" he winked, my dad was so frustrating. 

I got downstairs and Liam was putting his stuff in the taxi, "you ready" he shouted.

"yeah now coming" I kissed dad goodbye and got in the taxi.

When I turned around to wave goodbye Mary was standing at the door with him, a suitcase by the door. I am guessing she is moving in for a week. They both stood there waving until we turned the corner and I cuddled into Liam until we got to Gatwick Airport.

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I don't know how long the flight was but I know I slept for the least possible time and I made sure Liam was up when I was.

"please could you fasten your seat belts as we are about to land in Bora Bora" the air hostess said in to the microphone.

"oh my god, Liam look!" he lent over me and out the window was the most amazing view.

"holy shit, Ruby we are gunna have an amazing time" Liam smiled.

"thank you so much" I cupped his head in my hands and kissed him softly on the lips. 

He had organised a car to pick us up and took us straight to well, I couldn't call it an hotel because it was in the middle of the sea so I guess it's a water house thing, either way it was amazing. 

We walked in and there was holes in the floor where you could see all the fish and then outside on the decking we had a hot tub and you could jump straight in to the sea from some steps, it was beautiful and the sun was shining so bright. 

"Liam this is honestly the most amazing place, I cannot thank you enough"

"you don't have to thank me at all"

"I'm sure there is a way" I winked. 

We unpacked and I put my bikini on straight away and went straight to the sea. I dipped my feet in and it was warm, the sea was warm like what the hell. 

"LIAM COME AND JOIN ME IT'S AMAZING!" I shouted in. 

"coming"

He came out in his trunks with his toned abs out and his arms, oh my god his arms, he was just true perfection. He jumped in and then swam over to me. I wrapped my legs around his waist and held on to his neck, every thing just sort of fit in to place. 

"you know that I am forever sorry Ruby"

"I know Liam and I forgive you" I smiled and he smiled back.

"come here then" he took my chin in his hand and started kissing me, but for some reason this kiss felt different. It seemed to mean something, it felt like he meant it, every movement he made against my lips, he wanted to be there. 

"I love you Ruby" he said against my lips and I couldn't help but smile.

"I love you too Liam" I said back. 

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