Reader-Chan's P.O.V.
The next week at school, Kevin pointed the Noobs to the Talent Show sign-ups.
"Why in the world would we sign up for this?" Tyler asked skeptically.
"Well, I can fence. And dance." Allie muttered.
"Oh! Are you loser noobs going to sign up for the talent show?" Jock said in his dumb voice.
"Oh, step off, you stupid ass idiot!" I yelled at him. Allie was surprised, and so were the Noobs. "Oh, so Miss Jealousy is going to step to me?!" He said, putting his face on me.
"SO BE IT!" I yelled a bit arrogantly, picking up the pen and signing my name on there. Jock did the same, and the Glee Club came 'round the corner.
"Oh, we're the Glee Club y'know, and we will kick you to the floor, harmonies that make it flow, so shove them in the lockers now!" They sang. They shoved Kevin, Roach, and Tyler (who I am still trying to ask out) in the lockers. Shope and Allie avoided this.
"Whaddaya two gonna do now? Make out?!" Allie yelled at the two guys in the Glee Club.
"Oh, you five need to participate more in school projects!" The Principal said. She reminded me of Cartman from South Park. "I'm going to enter you as the Super-Tastic Groove-Tone 5!" She mused, signing them up.
"Wow that's a really BAD name!" Allie faux coughed.
"Erase it and you're SUSPENDED FOR LIFE!" The Principal threatened.
"That's basically EXPULSION!" Allie yelled down the hall, shaking her head.
"Okay, now that that's settled, we have to discuss what exactly we're doing." I announced. "Well, in case the virus strikes, I'm bringing my fencing sword." Allie added to the converstaion. "Well, we are SINGING AND DANCING, so SINGING AND DANCING is our objective." Shope said bluntly.
"THEN WE MUST PRACTICE!" Allie declared ridiculously. She grabbed Kevin's hand and ran around the corner. It was about five minutes when she came back.
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After school, we met up in the Galacticus as Mem and Zen tried to educate us, but the Noobs were practicing. Allie was cutting things in half, and I was looking at Mem and Zen.
"NOOBS! PAY ATTENTION!" Zen finally yelled.
"A new virus has broken out. It comes out in a pod-like thing, just like the actual virus."
Oh well, that was helpful, Mem.
"But you don't know who has been affected until they make it painfully obvious." He added.
Oh, nice. Meaning Mem and/or Zen could be affected.
"Sure, this is dangerous, buuuuuuuut, we have to practice for the sing and dance off!" Allie said, putting the tip of her fencing sword in Mem's face.
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We went BACK TO SCHOOL to participate in the CONTEST, WHICH WAS ON THE SAME DAY.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!
Other than that, I saw Allie staring at Kevin's ass, about to touch it. I knew she was thinking, 'DAT ASS! DAYUUUUUUUUMMMM!' I have Allie-Insight. She then nudged me when we were waiting backstage. I had a view of Tyler's ass. "Dayumm..." I muttered. "What?" Tyler asked. "Nothing!" I replied.
Allie's First Rule of Female Rubbernecking on Male Asses (or FRMA):
NEVER GET CAUGHT!!! (Or else guys will think you're a redneck for the d)
Jock. He was...pretty bad, even though he got a good rating.
"Okay. We're next AFTER the Glee Club. LET US SHINE, O GREAT LORD!" Allie prayed to the Lord loudly.
"Ooookay then." I replied, kinda mortified.
After the Glee Club went, I sensed there was something off about them. To be safe, I tapped my battleball.
"Okay, I think--not confirmed--that the Glee Club has the Black Virus." I theorized.
"Definitely." The Noobs (except for Roach) said.
"Now, presenting--The Super-Tastic Groove-Tone Five!" The Principal announced.
My stomach flipped. Kevin tried to get us to ditch again, but it didn't work. Again. Tyler used his mind-reading powers to sense that the Glee Club were in the control room. They started shooting lasers at us, and Allie started to deflect it from her fencing sword.
That's when we started singing.
"Oh-wa oh oh, oh wa-oh, oohh, Super Tastic Five,"
"You've had your blast in back, if you wanna win,"
"So get ready for the Super-Tastic Five fanatic spin!"
That's when I signaled Allie to be my base cheerleader and help me out in getting to the control room. Since my battleball had been upgraded to be better (Better as in AWESOME), I could use my Agility to the fullest extent.
Fullest extent meaning the Glee Club was about to get..about FOUR face dents by the time I got there.
Since they had already broken the window, it was easy to get in. They (tried to) blasted me, but I was quick, and able to dodge their attacks. Then, I heard Shope singing and got distracted. Turns out, she had absorbed the laser energy and was blasting it back at the Glee Club.
Well, she ALMOST hit me.
Luckily, she missed by an inch, only hitting the Glee Club. So, I extracted the virus and all was well. The Super-Tasitc Groove-Tone 5 (That really is the worst name in history for a group) got the highest rating, but the score-board broke, so Jock was given the trophy.
Fucking great.
(A/N: Wow this was really lazy. It probably has the least amount of words other than the first chapter. Then again, it took me two and half days to do this, in between some fan-art/redrawing the promo poster for the series.)
