Your POV
"Its almost the end of the year!" Allie cheered on June 4th. We only had five more days of school. Allie had cut her hair really short and straight (A/N: Think Fem!Japan without the bangs, that's what Allie's hair looked like) so she looked really pretty.
ALL the guys were FLIRTING with her.
She was in a full-blown relationship with Kevin, so being the toughie she was, she played hard-to-get, then she socked her flirter in the face. Even Jock flirted with her, and he got the ultimate punishment. It was like a round of Street Fighter (A/N: Reader-chan made this reference because potatoes and Germans).
At least Allie's committed to her relationship.
"How did I not snag a date with Amy even once throughout the whole school year?!" Tyler asked himself. One of his New Year's Resolutions was to snag a date with Amy. (We had an AWESOME New Year's Party that involved Just Dance and Dance Central Spotlights)
"There's five more days, Ty. You can do it." I encouraged him. "She's right across the hall. Just walk up to her and ask." I added. I then went extreme parody mode. "Closing in...and fire! Go!" I said like a military commander. Allie pushed him towards Amy.
"So...Amy.." He said kind of awkwardly. I decided to guide. "Ty...! Bull...e...tin!!" I whisper yelled at him, pointing to the bulletin board. There was an end of the year dance, which was masquerade themed.
"Ooh! Fancy!" Hazel said, pointing to the paper.
"Do you wanna go to the dance with me?" He blurted. Amy blushed. Let me say it again: AMY ANDERSON BLUSHED AT TYLER!!!!
"Sure!" Amy answered. She was still red-faced.
Tyler walks back to us and does a victory dance (A.K.A. Hammer Dance) and high-fives all of us.
Truth is, I wanted to ask Tyler. I didn't think Amy would say yes (See: Chapter 3: Wishes Granted) because Tyler was a dork-turd on two legs. (Also 'cuz she's a human Jake Long)
"You still gonna ask Tyler?" Allie secretly asked me at my locker. I had forgotten that Hazel liked Ty, too.
"Yeah. We need a plan." I whispered back. Allie was devious as hell. Being an orphan for a good nine years makes you freaking Aladdin. She stole tomatoes daily as her food for the other orphans and herself. (She memorized the lyrics to FUCKING ONE JUMP AHEAD!)
"Say no more!" She said, walking over to Hazel. She then walked over to Kevin and the four of gathered in a secret circle type thing.
"Okay, so I divided dance time on fifteen minute intervals. Hazel gets fifteen and (Y/N) gets fifteen."
Fair enough.
"When the school broadcasts the New Year's ball, that's when I'll plant the smokebomb. I'm going to get my biological cousin Daisy's safety goggles, so that Hazel can lead Amy away for a few seconds for (Y/N) to kiss Tyler on zhe mouth. Then, (Y/N) puts on Cinderella mode and runs off, and while I throw another bomb, Hazel kisses Tyler on zhe mouth and Tyler thinks its Amy. BOOM! Masqueraded victory!"
That plan is EXTREMELY complicated.
"How will we know when to strike?" Bean asked.
"Good question. At 8:30, I'll bang on the vent three times. That's a warning to get in places. Also, walkie talkies will be available." Allie answered.
"Important question: Will you go with me?" Kevin asked her.
"Yes. Yes I will." Allie answers. They kiss for about three seconds and we get back to the plan.
"I'll have the talkies by tomorrow at best. The dance is three days from now so get yo' game faces on!"
Did I mention that she went street thug in the HALLWAY while we discussed this like WE WERE AT A FOOTBALL GAME? (While Ty was in the bathroom with Roach and Shope was doing some shit)
As in huddle mode.
The whole day, I tried to analyze Tyler. He was extremely calm. Not gushing like he did a few months ago on his FIRST date with Amy. (That date went South so bad that Tyler forgot it was Amy and his' first date)
3 days from now, that calmness would deteriorate into an extreme stress that caused his hair to fall out (Allie the Destroyer Analogy) and he'd eventually skip the dance (OK, that part is my prediction).
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"So, Tyler. Why so calm? I mean, you're going out with Amy Anderson for the last dance of the year."
Allie started mouth-cussing me in Italian and Hazel did a facepalm. I was going to get Tyler worked up so that when me and Hazel kissed him, he'd melt all his stress away with sweet bliss.
Sure enough, Tyler fainted all over his lunch.
"Cazzo! Figilo di Puttana!" (Fuck! Son of a bitch!) Allie cursed in Italian.
"Look on the bright side, at least he isn't dead." Hazel commented.
"I think." I added, poking him.
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I met up at Allie's house (I think its a house, it is seriously huge) with Hazel and Kevin.
When I got in there, I heard, "Qu ni de!" coming from Yuan/Allie's room. "She's saying 'up yours!'" Allie said to us.
"What's de problem, o' sister of mine?" Allie asked her sis, while I settled on Allie's lower bed. (Allie has two beds: the top bunk of their bunk bed and a small, separate, guest bed)
"My date blew me off for the Cornbury High vintage ball." Yuan answered.
"You can hang with us." Allie said enticingly.
"Sure. Whatevs." Yuan answered, making a 'pfft!' sound that blew a strand of hair away from her face.
"Then you have to be our diversion." Allie said.
"Is it for a secret date with yo' crush??" Yuan asked, leaning in.
"Oh my God, Yuan, HE IS RIGHT THERE!!! WE ARE BF AND GF!!" Allie yelled at her ignorant sister. "Just..sit down next to Bean and listen." She sighed.
Yuan sat down and Allie ran over the plan.
"Okay so, when I get in the vents and drop a bomb with Kev, Yuan will accidentally spill punch on Amy, causing Hazel to lead her off on a complicated route to zhe bathroom. Then, (Y/N), wit her goggles on will go in Mission Impossible style and kiss Tyler on the mouth. Then, she goes Cinderella mode and runs off. Amy returns to Tyler, and as the smoke clears, Kevin throws the second bomb. Then, Yuan comes again, and spills drink on Amy second time, and that time (Y/N) leads her off. As the ball drops for 2016 recap, BOOM! Kiss, kiss, fall in love, bitches!"
Yuan was confused, because the plan was even more complicated from there.
"Oh, I get it! I'll help you both!" She said, putting her hands on me and Beans' shoulders.
"Great!" Allie said, flashing a thumbs up.
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(A/N: Happeh New Year, guys! Part 2 will be up shortly! Also, there are both Hetalia and Ouran references! {Plus an extremely obvious Aladdin reference})
