We were training again with shields over our face. Using my Intelligence ability, I was able to sense where the other Noobs were. I kicked Kevin's butt, and Allie yelled, "YEAH! KICK HIS FINE ASS, (Y/N)!"
Sometimes I wondered if they were a thing or not. (If not, then I have no reason to ship Kellie/Kevin x Allie)
What happened next was completely unexpected. Well, for everyone, to be honest. Roach actually took down 3 out of 5 of us. (I ran around, avoiding him)
"Whoa! What happened?!" Allie asked behind the glass. "Roach was surprisingly badass." She murmured.
"Well, this is bad." Mem said all-too-obviously.
....
When we were done training (The other three had broken some bones) Mem and Zen suspended Roach in a floating prison-like thing with ropes wrapped around his body to keep him from moving.
"So, what's up with Teddy?" Allie asked, using Roach's full/nickname. She had a flair for doing that. Like when she purposely annoys Shope sometimes by calling her by her actual name, Jennifer.
"Well, his battleball seems to have malfunctioned." Mem said.
"Malfunctioned as in ugly dog Kevin, or...?" Allie recalled that infamous incident. (Surprisingly, she's the only one who adopted Kevin)
"'Or,' as in evil Roach." Mem specified. Allie just laughed really, really, hard. Hard as in she passed out from laughing too hard. "Oookay, then. What do we do now?" Shope asked.
"I suggest we look out for Roach in case he turns evil again or something." I suggested.
"Yeah, that would be a good idea." Tyler added. I blushed because he liked my idea.
*****
Later when we got to Roach's house, we decided to relax for awhile. It was like Allie said,
"Guys, we can't worry about Theo forever. Its the Roach. The Roach who easily falls in love, the Roach who is extremely smart on a subtle basis. Just...relax."
(She said that a few minutes after she regained consciousness.)
I closed my eyes for a few minutes, soaking in tranquility. That was completely thrown away when I heard Kevin screaming, "ZAP HIM!" Him, possibly, possibly, meaning Roach.
I rushed into the garage and yelled, "NOOOOOO!" Jumping in front of Roach. I took the lightning blast at full blow, leaving my hair frizzy and me smelling like charred steak. "ZAP HIM AGAIN!" Kevin yelled.
"Nope! Not taking it this time!" I decided. I wasn't about to die because I was a good friend, and I was needed. For what, I still don't know.
Well, Shope did zap him, and that made his battleball go awry. Awry as in EVIL ROACH!!!
"Holy crap!! KEVIN!!!" Allie practically yelled.
"Don't look at me!" Kevin argued.
"YOU TOLD ME TO ZAP HIM! TWICE!" Shope shouted back.
Their argument was stopped by Roach flinging Allie at least three neighborhoods back.
"I'M OKAY!!!" She yelled from three neighborhoods beyond ours.
"Well, now that we know that Allie's still alive, let's RUN!!!!" I yelled, taking Tyler's arm and running off, to the field were the Galacticus was.
*****
By the time we got there, I was out of breath and Allie was there, dancing to 'Circus'.
"Okay, the Roach might be here in oh, twenty seconds, so be ready, Ready as in--"
Roach broke the door and came in. Allie started screaming. "CALM DOWN!" I yelled, slapping her in the face. She slapped me back. I slapped her back.
"Okay, we just have to get Evil Roach to sit in the hoop-thing to fix his battleball or something." Tyler said bluntly.
"Well, what's the plan, Cap Obvious?" Allie asked him.
A lightbulb went off in my head.
"Hey, Roach! O Great Evil Lord!" I attracted Roach's attention. He looked at me. Good, now carry the plan out, (Y/N). I thought to myself.
"Shouldn't an evil lord like you have a throne to sit on?" I questioned, pointing to the hoop thing.
"Perhaps you're right." Roach (in his deep evil voice) said. Like an evil idiot, he went and sat in it.
"Oh yeah!" I cheered. Roach had gone out without a fight (sort of) and he was okay.
"Awesome!" Tyler said, holding his hand up for a high-five. Wanting to not be awkward, I high-fived him.
(A/N: This chapter was a request given to me by FNAF3Azurite in the comments section.)
