During class, you glared at Tyler, who remained red as a tomato. That's when you realized how white he was. When the class separated for an activity (which fused Jeopardy and math), you tried to talk to him.
"H-Hey, Tyler." You said shakily, taking a whiteboard.
To your surprise, Tyler hugged you. "Oh, I love you so much right now!" He exclaimed happily. "I-I like you a lot too." You muttered. "Amy wants to study with me in the library!" He gushed with extreme happiness. "Yep." You answered, biting back extreme jealousy.
"Allie Beverly, you're up against Jock Jockerson." The teacher said. The class was going against an eighth grade class. Jock's class. "Oh, this'll be easy. Jock has the brain of JB." Allie said to you.
"The problem: five times two divided by eight times seven in parenthesis."
As Allie and Jock went at it, Tyler babbled on about Amy. "She seems really nice, doesn't she?" You asked him. Your heart had sunk to your legs.
"I just don't think I'll ever be able to go on a legitimate date with her." He said. He shocked you so hard that you gasped.
"Tyler, she'd be crazy not to go out with you! You're smart, funny, and you know how to save the day like a pro!" You said, hugging him. You knew about the Noobs' secret, and you and Allie took a vow of silence.
"Really?" Tyler asked, looking a bit doubtful. "Tyler, I swear on my life that you should date her." You answered, putting your left hand on her heart and your right to hold up your five fingers.
...
Later, during lunch, Allie and Kevin were talking about their weekend as Shope stared into nothingness. Tyler was staring at Amy and Roach was doing...nothing, really.
Kevin then got on the table with Allie and they both started to salsa badly. It only lasted a few seconds.
"Now you owe me 20 bucks, white boy!" Allie laughed, flinging a piece of mashed potatoes in his face.
"Fine, fine." Kevin said, giving her 20 dollars. "Crap. I didn't know you had 20 dollars with you!" Allie said, surprised.
Suddenly, someone threw a table.
Everyone started screaming and evacuating the place like Cascada evacuating the dancefloor.
"(Y/N), Allie, hide!" Tyler said, thrusting his battleball into his chest. He shoved you under the table.
While the four fought (barely), Allie asked you, "Wanna spy on Tyler and his magnificent ass?"
"Why would I do that?! I'm not a--" Allie turned your neck to his butt.
"DAYUM! He got a fine ass!" You hissed, high-fiving Allie.
"Wanna spy on Tyler and Allie after school?" She asked you.
"Fine." You said, crossing your arms.
