I had to ditch school to meet up in the Galacticus with the other Noobs. I was tired as fuck, because I had to spend the rest of my day yesterday at flute practice. So I was pretty frazzled.
"Hmm. Kiss op!" I heard Allie mutter that day at school.
"What?" I asked her.
"Nothing!" She reassured me.
I knew Allie was up to no good.
I found that out the hard way when I came into the Galacticus and saw the Noobs (+ Allie) playing Truth or Dare.
"Hey! (Y/N), over here!" She called me. She looked...different. 1), her hair was in a bun, and 2), she was wearing red glasses with spades on them.
"Mem and Zen are preparing something, so to pass the time, we're playing Truth or Dare!" She filled me in. She spun the bottle (that's how she plays for some reason) and it landed on me.
"(Y/N), I dare you to kiss Tyler!"
WHAT?!?!
"I really can't--"
"ITS A FUCKING DARE!!!" Allie was always serious about dares.
I flushed red and braced myself. I leaned over Tyler slowly as he did the same. We were about to kiss when Mem and Zen were done 'preparing'.
"Oh thank God..." I breathed. Allie stared at me with her 'I Will get Revenge' face.
"Today's lesson on working as one with your battleballs." Mem said.
"Don't they do that already? I mean they're the Super Noobs, a team." Allie brought up.
"We mean fuuuuusiing!" Mem specified his point. "As in Steven Universe fusing?" I piped up. "Precisely." Zen answered.
"Omigod, that is the coolest thing EVER!" Allie screamed. She then passed out from excitement. She then woke up a few minutes later, so it didn't matter then.
"Okay, who wants to fuse first?" Mem asked. Tyler raised his hand. Allie, like a snake pinched my ass, so my hand shot up. "Dammit! She used the White Chicks technique!" I muttered. I sat across from Tyler in the training room.
"So, what do we do?" Tyler asked aloud.
"Something intimate, or close!" Zen answered on the intercom.
Crap, crap, crap! Do I kiss him or--?!
"Why are you thinking about kissing me?" Tyler asked.
"Wh--Would you stop invading my thoughts?!" I accused. I breathed a deep breath and said, "I thought a kiss would be the most intimate way to fuse."
"Sure." Tyler agreed with a shrug.
Wh--Did he seriously just agree to kissing me?!!
"Yes." Tyler answered. "Stop invading my thoughts!" I yelled at him. I braced myself once more and leaned over him. I could practically hear Allie's heart racing. (Mine was off the charts)
Then. It happened. Our lips touched in a sweet serenade of beauty that sent a shock of lightning through me so fast I didn't have time to think before we fused.
That peace was shattered when Allie screamed into the intercom, causing us to defuse. She then had a nosebleed and passed out for two hours. Well, she would've passed out if I hadn't told Shope to electrocute her to wake her. That took about eight minutes.
"So...I saw your lips touch..." She said, making her eyebrows jump up and down.
"Oh, shut it. It was for fusing. Anyway, are you going to fuse with your BF?" I asked her, pointing to Kevin.
"To be honest, I don't think its possible for a non-virus fighter and a virus fighter to fuse. Like Steven and Connie."
"Didn't they fuse?"
She was at a loss for words. "Mem, can I fuse with Kevin?" She asked Mem.
"I don't see why--" She already dragged Kevin into the training room before Zen responded.
"Uh, what are you--" Allie swept Kevin off his feet before he could ask her WHAT THE HELL SHE WAS DOING.
She then kissed him, and of course, they fused. I decided to get back at Allie by screaming into the intercom and wrecking her balance. It worked.
Justice served.
(A/N: Omfg why the hell did I do this? Oh wait, because STEVEN GOT NEW ERPISODES NEXT WEEK!!! Also, I wanted to have some fuses in this)
