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time left: 12 years, 3 months, 6 weeks, 67 days, 900 hours, 230,000 seconds until match made

i can feel mummy's eyes on me as i tackle my bestest friend, louise.

mummy's always watching me because she loves me and she doesn't want me to hurt my big boo-boo.

sometimes the older kids at play-care say mean things about me and my mummy, so i tackle them and sit on them until they can't breathe, even though it hurts my boo-boo a bunch.

i get in trouble lots.

mummy says 'that's not how you make friends, sweetie.'

but i tell her that i don't need any other friends.

i only need louise, mummy, and sometimes daddy.

i don't need anyone else, not even santa claus because i'm a big kid who doesn't even wear diapers anymore.
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