the countdown [] phan

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time left: 12 hours, 43,200 seconds until match made

i lay awake all night, wondering who i was going to meet tomorrow.

i had a lot of questions buzzing around inside my head.

who was she?

what was she like?

how many kids did she want?

would she like me?

would i like her?

did she like harry potter?

should i tell her that i'm gay?

what should i do?
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i know what to do: nothing!

i'm not going anywhere tomorrow.

if i never leave my house, i won't have to meet my 'match'.
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wait.

i have to pick phil up from the train station.

well that's not going to work.

crap
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