the countdown [] phan

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time left: 2 years, 9 months, 35 weeks, 244 days, 5855 hours, 21,078,000 seconds until match made

louise approached me today.

told me to stay the eff away from layla. (cursing reminds me of my deadbeat dad, so i don't do it much.)

said i was a freak and layla didn't have time for freaks.

bloody hell.

louise clearly doesn't look at layla's legs- or lack of legs, i guess.

i hate her.

i truly do.

i hope she chokes on a rusty knife.

and then i'll shove my 14 karat gold chanel no. 5 pen down her throat.

bloody hell; that's where she'll end up, the old cow.

oh, and louise, if you're reading this: love your white-trash highlights honey.

ta-ta, boo
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