Akito and the Loonatics

chapter 115

The Loonatics went about regular business until later, but they were given attention when a video call rang in. It was not Zadavia, but it was someone else. Someone they had never seen before.

"May we help you?" Akito asked.

"Hello," a martian appeared. "I would like to have a word with you all about something extremely important."

"And that is?" Duck asked.

"For destroying my galactic death fuser, my collection of handmade space discus, my framed portrait painting, AND my Martian Made Monkey Statue, I command you surrender at once or your planet will be destroyed!" the alien threatened.

"Oh, dear." Estelle frowned as the other Loonatics panicked.

"By the way, nice missile targeting." The alien complimented the brown-haired girl and female rabbit.

"Thanks..." Lexi smiled, then shrugged. "I mean... It was an accident."

"We thought it was a game, but it wasn't a game, it was real, of course, you already know that, I mean, you sorta knew that, you would know that, but you know that now, ya know?" Rev came to Lexi and Estelle's sides.

"I think he just got confused because with how fast you were telling him all of it at once." Estelle said.

"Indeed..." the alien agreed with the human girl.

"Well, I say--" Duck said before getting interrupted.

"Be careful of what you say, Duck." Akito warned him.

"Your duck friend is quite the finger whacker where I come from." the alien gave a glare to Duck.

"Oh, like I haven't heard that one before!" Duck folded his arms. "I bet you couldn't hit the bright side of the moon with that thing!"

"Oh, really?" the alien challenged before clicking a button and destroyed a moon before their very eyes.

"Well, that just happened." Estelle said with widened eyes.

Duck looked scared, but turned away smugly. "Eh, easy shot! Could've started with something smaller, like those stars over there!"

The alien then zapped a bunch of stars out of the sky.

"Okay, another easy shot!" Duck taunted. "How 'bout trying the--"

Akito jumped on Duck's back and covered his beak.

"Duck, could you please and I mean this the nicest way possible, could you please SHUT UP?!" Akito told the black duck.

"Let's not get carried away," Ace added. "At least leave something that twinkles up there."

"Maybe we should do the talking?" Lexi suggested, referring to herself and Estelle.

"Yeah, we did cause this mess." Estelle agreed.

The two of them then went up to the screen.

"Hello there, Mr. Melvin the Martian, sir," Lexi smiled, slightly nervously. "Nice helmet, oh, not to mention those shoes! Who knew martians had the best fashion sense?"

"Fashion sense?" Duck scoffed. "The guy's wearing a tutu!"

Slam had to admit that was funny.

"You are seriously not helping!" Akito glared at Duck.

"Fine, I'll help," Duck walked over, he shoved Lexi and blocked Estelle. "Listen here, buddy, if you're here to take over Acmetropolis, there's just one more planet you're gonna need to keep track of!"