Aries- I brought you into this world, and I'll take you right the f*ck out again
Taurus- There are people STARVING around the world and you are sitting at the table crying about disliking carrots?!
Gemini- Whatever the hell you're doing...just don't get caught. I didn't see anything
Cancer- IM STILL WAITING FOR A HUG AND KISS GOODNIGHT
Leo- Somebody else can make dinner. I do enough around here
Virgo- How was school? Just kidding, I called your teacher and already know
Libra- But my feet are so tired from wooOoork. Could you PLEASE do laundry for mommy? Please?
Scorpio- Seems like you're... Hiding something. Don't worry I'll find out
Sagittarius- Ugh, do you have to come everywhere with me?
Capricorn- You wanna end up dead? Do that again
Aquarius- What do you think people were like when it rained for the first time? Like, " OH SH!T THERE'S WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!"
Pisces- I was at the store and saw something that reminded me of you!
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Zodiac Horoscope's
LosoweLearn what your sign is, more info and might put some scenarios in here. I take any suggestions and I'M SORRY if the signs sound like their stereo type. Please don't take it offensive.
