Aries- FU** THIS ISNT FAIR
Taurus- sh!t I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini- Gemini will sleep through it
Cancer- Cancer won't stop screaming
Leo:BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo- Why is it happening today?? My hair looks good today FML
Libra- Lirba is blogging as it happens
Scorpio- Finally
Sagittarius- There's so much more stupid sh!t I wanted to do. Aw man
Capricorn- Capricorn is spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius- haha b!tche's, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die...slowly.. Painfully
Pisces- Pisces can't even hear it going on because their listening to music on max
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Zodiac Horoscope's
AcakLearn what your sign is, more info and might put some scenarios in here. I take any suggestions and I'M SORRY if the signs sound like their stereo type. Please don't take it offensive.
