Aries- FINALLY! MU PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!
Taurus- *on the outside* Cool. * internally* YES YES YES YES YES OH HAPPY DAY
Gemini- Its about danm time
Cancer- No f-ing way! IM CRYING TEAR OF HAPPINESS FOR ONCE
Leo- That's great news but...it's new. Please take a number and get in line
Virgo- 11:11 WORKS! (Me:it sure does mang)
Libra- Alright. Now its time to put that cheesy pick up lines into action *smirks creepily yet charmingly*
Scorpio- why the fnck you lyyin, why you always lyyin, mmm oh my god, stop fncking lyyin (me:I'm so sorry)
Sagittarius- *winks* Hey there
Capricorn- Great! Now I have to avoid you
Aquarius- *squints eyes suspiciously* really? *squints harder* why?
Pisces- Dreams do come true
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Zodiac Horoscope's
RandomLearn what your sign is, more info and might put some scenarios in here. I take any suggestions and I'M SORRY if the signs sound like their stereo type. Please don't take it offensive.
