The signs as parents

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Aries- He rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fncker a lesson *takes out belt*

Taurus- I don't give a fnck if you already gave me a million reason list why you think you should go to that party. You're not going because I said so

Gemini- So tell me how's everything going with Jacob ;) are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel

Cancer- Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? Remember to put on your seatbelt and don't drive drunk!!

Leo- Tell me how I look with this outfit on

Virgo- How are your grades? Your struggling with math? Let me help you

Libra- Remember to be nice to everyone and don't forget your manners

Scorpio- Listen you little piece of sh!t I'll give you till the count of three

Sagittarius- I think you look like a fnckin homeless person, change clothes

Capricorn- Listen I know i can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you :-)

Aquarius- Lmao do whatever you want I love you

Pisces- *hugs you and kisses you, and smothers you all the time*

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