Aries- He rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fncker a lesson *takes out belt*
Taurus- I don't give a fnck if you already gave me a million reason list why you think you should go to that party. You're not going because I said so
Gemini- So tell me how's everything going with Jacob ;) are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel
Cancer- Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? Remember to put on your seatbelt and don't drive drunk!!
Leo- Tell me how I look with this outfit on
Virgo- How are your grades? Your struggling with math? Let me help you
Libra- Remember to be nice to everyone and don't forget your manners
Scorpio- Listen you little piece of sh!t I'll give you till the count of three
Sagittarius- I think you look like a fnckin homeless person, change clothes
Capricorn- Listen I know i can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you :-)
Aquarius- Lmao do whatever you want I love you
Pisces- *hugs you and kisses you, and smothers you all the time*
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Zodiac Horoscope's
RandomLearn what your sign is, more info and might put some scenarios in here. I take any suggestions and I'M SORRY if the signs sound like their stereo type. Please don't take it offensive.
