(Has swearing, you have been warned 0_0)
Aries- GOD FUCKING DANMIT *breaks down the door*
Taurus- SH!T MAN
Gemini- FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer- FUCK! *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo- *screams while laying face down in bed*
Virgo- THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPEND IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra- goodbye cruel world
Scorpio- *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius- *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn- *bites their fist* no I'm fine, I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius- THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces- BUT WHY ME
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Horoscope's
RandomLearn what your sign is, more info and might put some scenarios in here. I take any suggestions and I'M SORRY if the signs sound like their stereo type. Please don't take it offensive.
