What the signs are helpful with:
Aries: Fighting people
Taurus: Shopping
Gemini: Lying for your ass
Cancer: Emotional support
Leo: Getting you places you shouldn't be
Virgo: Money $$$ Cash Money $$$
Libra: v e n t i n g
Scorpio: Adventure
Sagittarius: Telling you shit someone said about you
Capricorn: Climbing "construction" ladders. (Social)
Aquarius: Homework
Pisces: Artsy stuff