The signs as Thanksgiving foods:
Aries: Honey Glazed Ham
Taurus: Chicken Pot Pie
Gemini: Salad
Cancer: Mashed Potatoes
Leo: Turkey
Virgo: Stuffing
Libra: Apple Pie
Scorpio: Pumpkin Pie
Sagittarius: Cornbread
Capricorn: Casserole
Aquarius: Cranberry Sauce
Pisces: Cool Whip (anyone remember that one episode in Family Guy were Stewy pronounced Cool Whip differently?)