Your Fucking Horoscope!
Aries: Selfish Prick
Taurus: Stubborn Asshole
Gemini: Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer: Moody Jerk
Leo: Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo: Neurotic Bitch
Libra: Flaky Derelict
Scorpio: Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius: Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn: Greedy Emo
Aquarius: Perverted Psychopath
Pisces: Whiny Bimbo
