How signs will die:
Aries: drugs (don't do drugs kids!)
Taurus: being sucked into couch by not moving
Gemini: getting murdered by other personality
Cancer: tripping over shoelace
Leo: mirror falling on them
Virgo: worries self to death
Libra: too much pizza
Scorpio: poison
Sagittarius: pitying self too much
Capricorn: watching Shrek too many times
Aquarius: drowning
Pisces: trying to escape self-made trap
