Why the signs are single:
Aries: Got cheated on
Taurus: In a relationship with food
Gemini: Too busy dating themselves
Cancer: Too ugly
Leo: Trust issues
Virgo: Too much pride
Libra: Just broke up with there ex
Scorpio: Had too many hoes
Sagittarius: In a relationship inside there mind
Capricorn: Killed there ex
Aquarius: In love with someone's bae
Pisces: Secretly dating and alien
