The zodiac signs in a hospital," What happened to you?"
Aries: "I crashed my motorcycle"
Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road!"
Gemini: "I'm here with my friend"
Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend/girlfriend and I spilled it all over me, now I got third degree burns"
Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but missed and hit a brick wall"
Virgo: "Um, I work here?"
Libra: "I had a panic attack"
Scorpio: "someone pushed me down the stairs"
Sagittarius: "This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slow, so I told her to hurry up, but then she ran over my toe"
Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation and passed out"
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, the she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia"
Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall then got a concussion"
