Hima Pls Don't Mess With My Heart Like This

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I CRI BECAUSE MY SMOL CHILD CRI'S

Arthur: Queen no—

Queen: F_CKING TAXES ARE BULLSH_T

Arthur: Honestly it could be worse it's probably just karma for the taxes before 1776—

Queen: *hugs Arthur* IT'S GONNA BE OKAY ಥ_ಥ

Arthur: I know it is but the real question here is are you going to be okay—

Queen: JUST MOVE TO VIRGINIA WE HAVE A LOT OF BEER AND SO MUCH CANDY IT'S LIKE HEAVEN AND NOT AS MUCH TAXES

Arthur: I can't just move out of my country, I'm a personification it wouldn't make sense—

Queen: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE YOU CAN JUST VISIT FOR A WHILE

Arthur: *turns like he's looking into a camera on The Office* All of you reading do understand what I have to put up with every bloody day, yes?

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