BISH ARE YOU DEAF

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Queen: BITCH ARE YOU DEAF? I'M A PIMP NAMED SLICK BACK!

Arthur: Okay this is the point where I'm going to go get the tranquilizer gun...

Queen: NO NEED CHILD I'M PRETTY SURE I GOT RID OF THAT IN THE THIRD BOOK

Arthur: o h m y g o d

Alfred: Usually I'm the optimist in these situations but to be honest if Queen doesn't actually go to sleep within the next fifteen minutes I'm pretty sure we're all doomed

Francis: This really shouldn't be as difficult as you're making it out to be

Arthur: What are you talking about Francis this is practically mission impossible— wAIT WHERE DID QUEEN GO OH GOD

Queen: *literally already half asleep on the couch*

Francis: I told you it's easy. Now go accompany her.

Arthur: There's not enough room on the couch.

Francis: tHERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR LOVE

Alfred: //snickers//

Francis: For once, I don't actually mean it like that Alfred. Mon dieu, you'd think the one who asked for help in the revolution would understand you by now

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