A Fangirl's Mind Lost In The Abyss

Did I Tell You Guys The Hockey Story?

I don't think I told you guys the hockey story.

Alright, my dad happens to play hockey on the Xbox a lot. And I mean online.

So!

Since our internet has been sped up, he can play with all those people who hack the game. Usually he hated it, but he met this team of really cool guys.

There's Lenny, Sniper, and some other guys.

Now, Sniper has this thing with his computer where he literally just manipulates fuckin everything and it's really cool

It's only a team of five guys, but they're amazing.

So now my dad often plays online with 'em and stuff

And they all talk and stuff because there's microphones and earpieces n shit

The thing I'm trying to get across here, is that my dad found out they're all fuckin Canadian

Like, when they're talking to my dad they kind of sound American, they're really good at covering their accents, but when they're just talking to each other and stuff it's like woah when did the actual Matthew Williams get here

It's hilarious because when one of them finally got out of the penalty box, they were like "I'm out!", but I guess it sounded like he said "I'm oot"

And my dad was so confused cuz it's like 'what is he saying'

And then the sudden realization of Canadians

Heh

LuneTwilight I WANNA COME VISIT YOU IN CANADA BRO

not even just Luney I wanna visit all you glorious Canadian people

Fuck, I wanna visit everyone on here that's not Canadian

Hell, I'd visit the people I actually know in real life!

I just luv u all

No homo/hetero or whatever tho