A Fangirl's Mind Lost In The Abyss

Did Someone Say Queenthur Headcanons???

No but Lindsey-Chan did Alfsey and Hetalia_Sisters did Danthias and LeilanyaXIII did Leina so here's some Queenthur from me because I FEEL LIKE IT DAMMIT AND I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS CUZ I'M TRASH

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✧ Both of them are Hamilton trash and Francis has caught the two practically putting on their own musical with just the King George songs

✧ While Arthur is much taller in the relationship, he's a skinni mini and therefore Queen doesn't exactly get as many chances to hop on his back like a horse as she wishes she did ((rIDE ON MY NOT-SO-TRUSTY STEED))

✧ While Queen is certainly the over-protective "fuck with my man and you're fucked" one in the relationship, Arthur secretly holds a grudge against Markiplier, Françoise, and Papyrus for also somewhat winning her over

✧ There is no mention of certain Floridians and Spaniards in the Kirkland household

✧ While Queen proudly boasts her 1,193 pictures of Arthur, he only has two or three of her tucked away somewhere under his wardrobe. Just or the sake of having them

✧ Muffin and Iggycat often trip their owners on purpose, then lay down somewhere else together as if they did nothing. Cats are adorable but they're also assholes sometimes

✧ Arthur once wore a police uniform just to get Queen all flustered. He hated himself for wearing it, but her reaction was worth it

✧ Despite Arthur's slight grudge against Mark, both he and Queen sometimes spend hours under a fuzzy blanket together just binge watching his videos. Though it's not exactly his type of humour, nothing makes him happier than seeing her laugh at such simplistic jokes ((thoughhewisheshecouldbetheonemakingherthathappy))

✧ When Queen can't sleep, Arthur sings. He even asked Kiku to start teaching him Japanese so he could sing her favourite songs

✧ Arthur has indeed read a few of the Queenthur Oneshots Queen wrote, ((not the lemons)) and sometimes has nightmares of her dying. He honestly doesn't know where he'd be without her, and the writing of him isolating himself in such a predicament is what he fears being accurate

✧ Once, Queen was blasting pirate themed music through the house. Arthur got ticked off and ultimately put on his old pirate uniform. Long story short, happy screaming happened

✧ Despite Queen hating the rain, she'd do anything to go to London. Though Arthur refuses to take her, for a multitude of reasons ((including Big Ben jokes))

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'kay yeah I'll stahp spamming you with these useless headcanons

Heh.