The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

Just Plain Stupidity

Milo: *Appears* *He pulls out and bottle with  MAGIC GLUE printed on it* * He fixes all of Yvette's Mom's broken Items* *Then he hands Nick a lollipop*

Nick: For me? Thanks? *He licks the lollipop.

Dylan: A large dumb dumb is eating a small  dum dum.

Nick: Heyy..

*Blake walks back in with Courtney*

Blake: Courtney, I must tell you something. I'm madly in love with you *Kisses Courtney*

Courtney: Yee hee hee.

Blake: *Peers around the room* What happened to the mess we made?

Nick: Milo appeared and fixed it all.

Courtney: Yeah,right, like, you moron. Like, who's, like, Milo anyways? Another one of,like, your idiot, like, friends?

Nick: Milo is NOT an idiot.

Courtney" Like, whatever, like, weirdo.

Milo: *Appears behind Courtney and taps her on the shoulder* I'm not an idiot.

Courtney: Where'd,like, you come from, like?

Milo: A vortex in space battling Monkey-Demons!

Courtney: Like, don't, like, be smart with ,like, me.

Milo: What do you mean?

Blake: I'm gonna kill you! *He runs at Milo and goes straight through him*.

Milo: *Who is perfectly okay* Youcan't kill the ruler of the world *he says as if he is tired of explaining things* Which is good because if I was killed there'd be total mayhem.

Courtney: Like, Grr!

Blake: *Tries to poke Milo's face*.

Milo: Please, stop. Or I will have to disintegrate you. And that's no fun.

Blake: *Bellows*

Milo: *Smiles simply and sits down next to Nick* If the Monkey-Demons knew about him, they'd crown him king.

Bindi:  *Chuckles*.

Dylan: Blake's a Monkey-Demon?

Nick: That explains so much.

Milo: No, not technically. But close enough.

Yvette: Ha ha..

Milo: *Waves his hand and Blake and Courtney are tied in rope*. Okay, people, I've got to go back to fighting Monkey-Demons *Disappears*.

*The door bell rings*

Yvette: Oh, that's probably my Aunt with my Cousin Brett....Sorry, forgot to mention I'm babysitting him.....Not sure why....He's twelve so I can't see why my Aunt doesn't let him stay at home. She said something about being afraid he'd blow up the house. *Opens the door* Hi,Brett, Aunt Matilda.

*They exchange a few hugs and hellos, and then Aunt Matilda leaves.*

Blake: Get me out of this rope!

Brett: *Pauses* Who the heck is that?

Yvette: *Sighs* Blake...

Brett: Who the heck are all these people?

Yvette: *Introduces everyone.*

Brett: Okay...I have to know, why are those people tied in rope?

Yvette: Long story.

Blake: Pulls out a pocket knife and starts sawing away at the rope*

Brett: If I live through this, you're telling me the story.

Vanessa: Don't worry,kid. It's Blake. He's basically harmless.

*Blake and Courtney free each other from the rope*

Yvette: Blake, Courtney, could you please leave?

Blake: No. *Smiles smugly*

Vanessa: One....Two....

Blake and Courtney: *Run out*.

Nick: They're afraid of numbers?

Sam: Guess so.

Dylan: We should use some of Milo's MAGIC GLUE on Nick.

Nick: Why?

Dylan: Because you're cracked.

Bindi: Come on, Dylan. Grow up a little.

Seth: Like that'll ever happen.

*Blake runs in wielding a Styrofoam ax*

Brett: I wanna go home.

Blake: *Smiles insanely and hits Nick on the head with the ax*

Nick: Oh! *He faints*

------------------------------------------To Be Continued--------------------------------------------