Milo: *Appears* *He pulls out and bottle with MAGIC GLUE printed on it* * He fixes all of Yvette's Mom's broken Items* *Then he hands Nick a lollipop*
Nick: For me? Thanks? *He licks the lollipop.
Dylan: A large dumb dumb is eating a small dum dum.
Nick: Heyy..
*Blake walks back in with Courtney*
Blake: Courtney, I must tell you something. I'm madly in love with you *Kisses Courtney*
Courtney: Yee hee hee.
Blake: *Peers around the room* What happened to the mess we made?
Nick: Milo appeared and fixed it all.
Courtney: Yeah,right, like, you moron. Like, who's, like, Milo anyways? Another one of,like, your idiot, like, friends?
Nick: Milo is NOT an idiot.
Courtney" Like, whatever, like, weirdo.
Milo: *Appears behind Courtney and taps her on the shoulder* I'm not an idiot.
Courtney: Where'd,like, you come from, like?
Milo: A vortex in space battling Monkey-Demons!
Courtney: Like, don't, like, be smart with ,like, me.
Milo: What do you mean?
Blake: I'm gonna kill you! *He runs at Milo and goes straight through him*.
Milo: *Who is perfectly okay* Youcan't kill the ruler of the world *he says as if he is tired of explaining things* Which is good because if I was killed there'd be total mayhem.
Courtney: Like, Grr!
Blake: *Tries to poke Milo's face*.
Milo: Please, stop. Or I will have to disintegrate you. And that's no fun.
Blake: *Bellows*
Milo: *Smiles simply and sits down next to Nick* If the Monkey-Demons knew about him, they'd crown him king.
Bindi: *Chuckles*.
Dylan: Blake's a Monkey-Demon?
Nick: That explains so much.
Milo: No, not technically. But close enough.
Yvette: Ha ha..
Milo: *Waves his hand and Blake and Courtney are tied in rope*. Okay, people, I've got to go back to fighting Monkey-Demons *Disappears*.
*The door bell rings*
Yvette: Oh, that's probably my Aunt with my Cousin Brett....Sorry, forgot to mention I'm babysitting him.....Not sure why....He's twelve so I can't see why my Aunt doesn't let him stay at home. She said something about being afraid he'd blow up the house. *Opens the door* Hi,Brett, Aunt Matilda.
*They exchange a few hugs and hellos, and then Aunt Matilda leaves.*
Blake: Get me out of this rope!
Brett: *Pauses* Who the heck is that?
Yvette: *Sighs* Blake...
Brett: Who the heck are all these people?
Yvette: *Introduces everyone.*
Brett: Okay...I have to know, why are those people tied in rope?
Yvette: Long story.
Blake: Pulls out a pocket knife and starts sawing away at the rope*
Brett: If I live through this, you're telling me the story.
Vanessa: Don't worry,kid. It's Blake. He's basically harmless.
*Blake and Courtney free each other from the rope*
Yvette: Blake, Courtney, could you please leave?
Blake: No. *Smiles smugly*
Vanessa: One....Two....
Blake and Courtney: *Run out*.
Nick: They're afraid of numbers?
Sam: Guess so.
Dylan: We should use some of Milo's MAGIC GLUE on Nick.
Nick: Why?
Dylan: Because you're cracked.
Bindi: Come on, Dylan. Grow up a little.
Seth: Like that'll ever happen.
*Blake runs in wielding a Styrofoam ax*
Brett: I wanna go home.
Blake: *Smiles insanely and hits Nick on the head with the ax*
Nick: Oh! *He faints*
------------------------------------------To Be Continued--------------------------------------------
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...