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Milo: *Appears with lemonade and hands to everybody*
Vanessa: *Takes a sip then looks up* The world is a brilliant place!
Seth: Okay?
Vanessa: *Smiles happily*
Milo: Oops, I might have accidentally given her a happy potion. *Disappears*
Nick: Oh my.
Seth: You feeling okay, Vanessa?
Vanessa: Never better, Sethykinz!
Seth: Yeah, okay.
Bindi: Umm..
Dylan: *Pedals in*
Vanessa: Dylan, you are a wonderful little boy.
Dylan: A! Ha ha!
Seth: *Blinks*
Sam: What in the world-?
Nick: Err..What?
Blake: Yaw haw haw!
Nick: You're very annoying, Blake.
Vanessa: No, actually, he's quite wonderful.
Seth: *Stares at Vanessa* What?
Dylan: Want to go out with me, Vanessa?
Vanessa: Oh, Dylan......NO.
Dylan: You just said I was wonderful.
Vanessa: Dylan, I was under a potion.
Milo: *Appears* Oh good, I don't have to use the antidote.
*They go down to a restraunt to get something to eat*
Dylan: *Is peddaling a long side them. A bunch of men on tricycles are chasing him*.
Nick: Is that the tricycle police?
Tricycle Police: *Pull Dylan over* You're speeding.
Dylan: Oh.
Tricycle Police man: May I see your license?
Dylan: I don't have one.
Tricycle Police man: Sorry, kid, we're going to have to take you down to the Tricycle station.
Dylan: *Pedals away at top speed with the tricycle police chasing him*.
Vanessa: What. The heck?
Yvette: That's a good question....
Nick: Let's just be glad Blake isn't here.
Sam: I know, he's so annoying.
Bindi: Talk about it.
Blake: No I am not. *Pops up from under the back seat*
Nick: Oh, hi, Blake...Blake?!
Vanessa: Get out of my car!
Nick: If I ignore it, maybe it will go away *Stares infront of him*
Blake: Hellooo! I'm still here!
Nick: Sadly...
Blake: Why? I'm happy? *Grins*.
Nick: yes, I'm jumping with joy. *Words drip with sarcasm*.
Blake: You can't jump in the car!
Seth: Oh shut up!
Blake: I willn't.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
