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----The next day----
Blake: *Opens the door and walks in*
Yvette: Blake, what's a door bell to you?
Blake:....A door bell.
Nick: Kind of like a bed is a bed?
Blake: Duh.
Milo: *Appears*. Hiya!
Nick: Hey,Milo.
Milo: *Pulls out a small mechanical device with wheels* I have two of them, just thought you might like one. *Hands it to Vanessa* It's a Nail Remover. *Disappears*
Vanessa: Hmm... *She reads the text at the bottom:* 'Use on fingernails, toe nails, and nails that have punctured the skin. Not to be used on aliens. ' ......Aww...We can't use it on Blake! Who cares? * She turns it on and puts the Nail Remover on Blake's head*.
Blake: *His nails AND his hair falls out* AHHH!!!
Nick: Oh my!!!
Courtney: Like, oh no!!!! Omg! Like, you did not, like, just do that, like, So, like not cool, like. Like, yeah!
Seth: It's kind of hard to understand what she's saying.
Yvette: Yeah.
Sam: Please don't use that on me.
Vanessa: *Eyes Sam*
Blake: Look what you've done to me!
Nick: We know, we see.
Blake: I'm famous, you ruined me!
Nick: Really? I think you look a little better now.
Courtney: Like, his beautiful hair. It's, like, all gone!
Blake: *Sobs hysterically*.
Bindi: Um...Blake...We're sorry?
Blake: *He suddenly stops crying* Pay back time.
Courtney: Yeah, like.
*They walk out*
Yvette: Finally...
Vanessa: I know.
Nick: Sweet freedom!
Sam: Not for long...
Nick: Quick, lock the doors.
Bindi: Probably won't make a difference. They are normally locked, and Blake somehow gets in.
Seth: *Gives Bindi a weird look*
*Yvette locks the doors anyways*
Nick: *Looks out the window* Here they come. With scissors, glue, and confetti, oh my!
Vanessa: Some weird version of pay back?
Seth: Guess so.
Blake: *Knocks on the door*
Nick: What ever you do, do not open the door.
Yvette: Would have to be pretty rough circumstances if we had to open the door.
Blake: *Pounds on the door* Let us in, or I will blow down this door!
Nick: Blake, the house is made of brick, not sticks..
Blake: Oh. Let's go jump down the chimney!
Nick: My mom never did read me the end of The Three Little Piggies. She said it was too graphic.
Seth: *Snickers.*
Yvette: Ha-ha, Nick! You're funny.
Nick: *Says solemnly* what do you mean?
Blake: * Starts crawling down the chimney* Oh no! I'm stuck. My Santa Clause powder isn't working.
Seth: What the hell?
Nick: My mom told me the wolf and the pigs became good friends. Oh no, this may not end well...
Yvette: Nick, the wolf gets boiled in a pot.
Nick: *Covers his ears* LA LA LA LA! Oh...
Blake: Courtney, jump on my head!
*There is a loud thud, and Blake hops out of the fire place*
Blake: *Brandishes a glue bottle*.
Nick: What are you going to do, glue us to our chairs?
Blake: Exactly. *Grins like a maniac*.
Sam: Ummmm....
Blake: Possy assemble!
*Courtney slides down the chimney*.
Vanessa: Some possy you got there.
Courtney: *Pulls out a pair of scissors*.
Yvette: *Sighs and puts her face in her hands.* That's it, I'm calling the police.
Blake: But I have done nothing.
Yvette: I think it's illegal to jump down people's chimneys! It's technically breaking and entering.* She picks up the phone*
*Blake and Courtney run out*
Nick: So Santa Clause is breaking the law?
Sam: *Hits his for head*
Blake: *Walks back in* I know you wouldn't really call the police on me.
Yvette: Oohh I wouldn't be so sure.
Milo: *Appears again* You're weird, Blake.
Blake: You speak nonsense!
Milo: Yes, I'm quite fluent in that language!
Blake: You're stupid!
Milo: You speak nonsense,too?
Blake: I hate you!
Milo: Who's you?
Blake: You.
Milo:You who?
Blake: Milo.
Milo: Yes?
Vanessa: What the heck, this is stupid.
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Sorry if it doesn't make sense, it doesn't even make sense to me!
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
ComédieThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...