The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

More stupidness....

Thanks for daring to read this far. Enjoy :).

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----The next day----

Blake: *Opens the door and walks in*

Yvette: Blake, what's a door bell to you?

Blake:....A door bell.

Nick: Kind of like a bed is a bed?

Blake: Duh.

Milo: *Appears*. Hiya!

Nick: Hey,Milo.

Milo: *Pulls out a small mechanical device with wheels* I have two of them, just thought you might like one. *Hands it to Vanessa* It's a Nail Remover. *Disappears*

Vanessa: Hmm... *She reads the text at the bottom:* 'Use on fingernails, toe nails, and nails that have punctured the skin. Not to be used on aliens. '  ......Aww...We can't use it on Blake! Who cares? * She turns it on and puts the Nail Remover on Blake's head*.

Blake: *His nails AND his hair falls out* AHHH!!!

Nick: Oh my!!!

Courtney: Like, oh no!!!! Omg! Like, you did not, like, just do that, like, So, like not cool, like. Like, yeah!

Seth: It's kind of hard to understand what she's saying.

Yvette: Yeah.

Sam: Please don't use that on me.

Vanessa: *Eyes Sam*

Blake: Look what you've done to me!

Nick: We know, we see.

Blake: I'm famous, you ruined me!

Nick: Really? I think you look a little better now.

Courtney: Like, his beautiful hair. It's, like, all gone!

Blake: *Sobs hysterically*.

Bindi: Um...Blake...We're sorry?

Blake: *He suddenly stops crying* Pay back time.

Courtney: Yeah, like.

*They walk out*

Yvette: Finally...

Vanessa: I know.

Nick: Sweet freedom!

Sam: Not for long...

Nick: Quick, lock the doors.

Bindi: Probably won't make a difference. They are normally locked, and Blake somehow gets in.

Seth: *Gives Bindi a weird look*

*Yvette locks the doors anyways*

Nick: *Looks out the window* Here they come. With scissors, glue, and confetti, oh my!

Vanessa: Some weird version of pay back?

Seth: Guess so.

Blake: *Knocks on the door*

Nick: What ever you do, do not open the door.

Yvette: Would have to be pretty rough circumstances if we had to open the door.

Blake: *Pounds on the door* Let us in, or I will blow down this door!

Nick: Blake, the house is made of brick, not sticks..

Blake: Oh. Let's go jump down the chimney!

Nick: My mom never did read me the end of The Three Little Piggies. She said it was too graphic.

Seth: *Snickers.*

Yvette: Ha-ha, Nick! You're funny.

Nick: *Says solemnly* what do you mean?

Blake: * Starts crawling down the chimney* Oh no! I'm stuck. My Santa Clause powder isn't working.

Seth: What the hell?

Nick: My mom told me the wolf and the pigs became good friends. Oh no, this may not end well...

Yvette: Nick, the wolf gets boiled in a pot.

Nick: *Covers his ears* LA LA LA LA! Oh...

Blake: Courtney, jump on my head!

  *There is a loud thud, and Blake hops out of the fire place*

Blake: *Brandishes a glue bottle*.

Nick: What are you going to do, glue us to our chairs?

Blake: Exactly. *Grins like a maniac*.

Sam: Ummmm....

Blake: Possy assemble!

*Courtney slides down the chimney*.

Vanessa: Some possy you got there.

Courtney: *Pulls out a pair of scissors*.

Yvette: *Sighs and puts her face in her hands.* That's it, I'm calling the police.

Blake: But I have done nothing.

Yvette: I think it's illegal to jump down people's chimneys! It's technically breaking and entering.* She picks up the phone*

*Blake and Courtney run out*

Nick: So Santa Clause is breaking the law?

Sam: *Hits his for head*

Blake: *Walks back in* I know you wouldn't really call the police on me.

Yvette: Oohh I wouldn't be so sure.

Milo: *Appears again* You're weird, Blake.

Blake: You speak nonsense!

Milo: Yes, I'm quite fluent in that language!

Blake: You're stupid!

Milo: You speak nonsense,too?

Blake: I hate you!

Milo: Who's you?

Blake: You.

Milo:You who?

Blake: Milo.

Milo: Yes?

Vanessa: What the heck, this is stupid.

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Sorry if it doesn't make sense, it doesn't even make sense to me!