The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

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Milo: *Appears, floating in the air, eating jelly beans* Hiya.

*They wave at Milo*

Dylan: *Pedals in on this tricycle* You think I'm uncool, Blake?!

Blake: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

Dylan: *Jumps up and down on his right leg, then his left leg, then both of his legs*

Nick: What are you doing, Dylan?

Dylan: NOTHING!!!!! *Continues with the weird jumping motions*.

Sam: Gee.....

Nick: You're a strange young man, Dylan.

Milo: Oh my, there's a vortex in the wrong side of space!

Nick: Is that bad?

Milo: Oh yes.

Nick: What will happen?

Milo: Time will explode, stars will implode, the earth will flatten, the universe will collapse, and, you know, general mayhem.

Nick: Oh my.

Milo: *Disappears*.

Yvette: I hope he fixes it.

Bindi: Yeah.

Dylan: Shut up now, all of you, or I'll go galumphing around your house.

Yvette: I'm sorry, Dylan, but you will what around my house?

Dylan: *Closes eyes* Galumph.

Nick: You do that, Dylan.

Dylan: * "Galumphs" out*.

Blake: That's really weird, Dilliono! Really bizarre-o!

Courtney: Yee hee hee!

Nick: Actually, that's quiet true. I know we usually ignore what Blake says because it's usually pretty stupid, but he's right about Dylan.

Blake: Yeah, I am. Wait, what do you mean? *He makes creepy, disturbing mad faces*.

Nick: Nothing! I just meant that some of the things you say don't always make sense. *Peers up at Blake, innocently*.

Blake: Well, you're kind of an idiot then!

Courtney: Like, yeah. He, like, makes, like, a lot of sense, like.

Nick: -Really?

Courtney: Like, yes-s-s-s! You, like, stupid head. Like, yeah!

Nick: Like, okay.

*They hear Dylan "galumphing around upstairs*.

Vanessa: What did he say he's doing?

Seth: I don't know *buries his face in his hands*.

Sam: He said he was...galumphing.

Nick: *Let's face it, he does some pretty weird stuff.

Milo: *Appears*

Nick: Did you fix the problem?

Milo: Yep. Very complicated.

Nick: But it only took you, like, five minutes.

Milo: Well, it'd be complicated for your small brain.

Nick: Hey!

*Dylan comes "galumphing into the room"*

Yvette: *Blinks*.

Milo: Stop. *Dylan freezes in mid-galumph because Milo froze him*.

Dylan: *His face is stuck in a mad contorion.*

Blake: Yaw haw haw!

Alfred: Galumphing looks weird.

Bindi: Yeah.

Blake: You look weird.

Courtney: You're so cool, like, cool, Blake, like!

Blake: Yes in-dee-dee-do!

Yvette: Oh my god.

Courtney: I know, you can't fathom how cool he is.

Yvette: Yeah, that's it. *Sighs*.

Courtney: Like, yeah, like.

Yvette: Actually, no.

Dylan: *Is unfrozen and starts doing that weird jumping thing again*.

Blake: Nice dance, Dilliono. I'm going to use it for my upcoming music video for my new hit song The Lady Bug.

Nick: You like to write songs about bugs. What's next? The Spider?

Blake: Yes, how did you know?

Nick: I didn't...

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