Milo: *Appears, floating in the air, eating jelly beans* Hiya.
*They wave at Milo*
Dylan: *Pedals in on this tricycle* You think I'm uncool, Blake?!
Blake: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Dylan: *Jumps up and down on his right leg, then his left leg, then both of his legs*
Nick: What are you doing, Dylan?
Dylan: NOTHING!!!!! *Continues with the weird jumping motions*.
Sam: Gee.....
Nick: You're a strange young man, Dylan.
Milo: Oh my, there's a vortex in the wrong side of space!
Nick: Is that bad?
Milo: Oh yes.
Nick: What will happen?
Milo: Time will explode, stars will implode, the earth will flatten, the universe will collapse, and, you know, general mayhem.
Nick: Oh my.
Milo: *Disappears*.
Yvette: I hope he fixes it.
Bindi: Yeah.
Dylan: Shut up now, all of you, or I'll go galumphing around your house.
Yvette: I'm sorry, Dylan, but you will what around my house?
Dylan: *Closes eyes* Galumph.
Nick: You do that, Dylan.
Dylan: * "Galumphs" out*.
Blake: That's really weird, Dilliono! Really bizarre-o!
Courtney: Yee hee hee!
Nick: Actually, that's quiet true. I know we usually ignore what Blake says because it's usually pretty stupid, but he's right about Dylan.
Blake: Yeah, I am. Wait, what do you mean? *He makes creepy, disturbing mad faces*.
Nick: Nothing! I just meant that some of the things you say don't always make sense. *Peers up at Blake, innocently*.
Blake: Well, you're kind of an idiot then!
Courtney: Like, yeah. He, like, makes, like, a lot of sense, like.
Nick: -Really?
Courtney: Like, yes-s-s-s! You, like, stupid head. Like, yeah!
Nick: Like, okay.
*They hear Dylan "galumphing around upstairs*.
Vanessa: What did he say he's doing?
Seth: I don't know *buries his face in his hands*.
Sam: He said he was...galumphing.
Nick: *Let's face it, he does some pretty weird stuff.
Milo: *Appears*
Nick: Did you fix the problem?
Milo: Yep. Very complicated.
Nick: But it only took you, like, five minutes.
Milo: Well, it'd be complicated for your small brain.
Nick: Hey!
*Dylan comes "galumphing into the room"*
Yvette: *Blinks*.
Milo: Stop. *Dylan freezes in mid-galumph because Milo froze him*.
Dylan: *His face is stuck in a mad contorion.*
Blake: Yaw haw haw!
Alfred: Galumphing looks weird.
Bindi: Yeah.
Blake: You look weird.
Courtney: You're so cool, like, cool, Blake, like!
Blake: Yes in-dee-dee-do!
Yvette: Oh my god.
Courtney: I know, you can't fathom how cool he is.
Yvette: Yeah, that's it. *Sighs*.
Courtney: Like, yeah, like.
Yvette: Actually, no.
Dylan: *Is unfrozen and starts doing that weird jumping thing again*.
Blake: Nice dance, Dilliono. I'm going to use it for my upcoming music video for my new hit song The Lady Bug.
Nick: You like to write songs about bugs. What's next? The Spider?
Blake: Yes, how did you know?
Nick: I didn't...
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