Nick: *Boredly turns on the T.V.*
Blake: That reminds me..... *He sinks into the ground*.
Yvette: *Watches Blake sink into the ground*.
*As Nick turns on a channel, Blake pops up in it, sitting on a chair*.
Interviewer: There you are! It was almost like you popped out of the ground!
Blake: Because that's exactly what I did!
Interviewer (whose name is Nelson): Ha ha. You're funny!
Blake: What are you laughing about?
Nelson: Uh-never mind....what's your favorite color?
Blake: That's a toughie; I don't know.
Nelson: Could you choose one?
Blake: I said I don't know.
Nelson: Okay. What are you going to be doing in the future?
Blake: I don't know, I'm not there yet!
Nelson: I mean, are you going to be making any CDs?
Blake: I don't know, maybe. But if I do, it will be called the Grumpy Grouch, dedicated to my friend Dilliono. Wait, I don't know Dylan because he's uncool and I can't be seen with him.
Nelson: Uh, okay. *Turns to the camera with a forced smile* We'll be right back*
*They come back after commercials and there is a new interviewer*
Interviewer (whose name is Maggie): Hey, Blake! I'm a huge fan.
Blake: Stop talking about yourself. This is my interview, not yours.
Maggie: Um, so, Blake, tell me, what has it been like with Courtney?
Blake: Amazing *Grins madly*.
Maggie: Oh cool. What do you do when you're not in the studio or performing?
Blake: Hanging out with my uncool friends.
Maggie: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Blake: It's the best I can say about them.
Maggie: Hmm...if you could be one person for a whole day, who would you be?
Blake: Me.
Maggie: I mean, if you didn't exist, who would you want to be?
Blake: Then I wouldn't exist, you idiot.
Maggie: That's all the time we have today. Bye!
Blake: Buh bye! *Waves and smiles insanely at the camera*.
Nick: Okay, then!
Blake: *Pops out of the ground*
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...