The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

An Interview With Blake

Nick: *Boredly turns on the T.V.*

Blake: That reminds me..... *He sinks into the ground*.

Yvette: *Watches Blake sink into the ground*.

*As Nick turns on a channel, Blake pops up in it, sitting on a chair*.

Interviewer: There you are! It was almost like you popped out of the ground!

Blake: Because that's exactly what I did!

Interviewer (whose name is Nelson): Ha ha. You're funny!

Blake: What are you laughing about?

Nelson: Uh-never mind....what's your favorite color?

Blake: That's a toughie; I don't know.

Nelson: Could you choose one?

Blake: I said I don't know.

Nelson: Okay. What are you going to be doing in the future?

Blake: I don't know, I'm not there yet!

Nelson: I mean, are you going to be making any CDs?

Blake: I don't know, maybe. But if I do, it will be called the Grumpy Grouch, dedicated to my friend Dilliono. Wait, I don't know Dylan because he's uncool and I can't be seen with him.

Nelson: Uh, okay. *Turns to the camera with a forced smile* We'll be right back*

*They come back after commercials and there is a new interviewer*

Interviewer (whose name is Maggie): Hey, Blake! I'm a huge fan.

Blake: Stop talking about yourself. This is my interview, not yours.

Maggie: Um, so, Blake, tell me, what has it been like with Courtney?

Blake: Amazing *Grins madly*.

Maggie: Oh cool. What do you do when you're not in the studio or performing?

Blake: Hanging out with my uncool friends.

Maggie: That's not a very nice thing to say.

Blake: It's the best I can say about them.

Maggie: Hmm...if you could be one person for a whole day, who would you be?

Blake: Me.

Maggie: I mean, if you didn't exist, who would you want to be?

Blake: Then I wouldn't exist, you idiot.

Maggie: That's all the time we have today. Bye!

Blake: Buh bye! *Waves and smiles insanely at the camera*.

Nick: Okay, then!

Blake: *Pops out of the ground*