Thanks for the support. New cover that I finally got around to making and I updated my profile. I feel good today. 1/2/16
-CaramelAshton
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**Calum's POV**
We had finished playing our show and I was exhausted. So were the other boys.
"Guys I think I'm going to call Mali to see if she's coming to the show when we arrive in Sydney," I informed the boys.
"Yeah mate, I think she will be and I think she's bringing her really hot friends," Michael smirks. (A/N fuckboys everywhere)
"Mate stop I think one of them is lesbian," Ashton replied. (And I'm probably going to keep saying mate because I'm not Australian. If anyone is Australian you have been warned.)
"Lesbian?" Michael questions with wide eyes. "Well hey there's a free opportunity for a threesome."
The boys start laughing. I just ignore them.
"Hey Cal ask Mali if they really are lesbian," Luke says.
"No Luke that's really offensive," I roll my eyes.
I dial Mali's number. After a couple rings she answers.
"Hey Mali it's Calum."
"No shit Sherlock I have caller ID."
"Hey stop or else I'm not letting your friend come to the concert."
"Okay fine and her name is Christie."
"Well how many tickets do you want?"
"3 please."
"Okay, I'll look forward to spotting you in the crowd."
The boys look at me expecting me to ask her about her friend Christie.
"Put her on speaker," Michael whispers.
I roll my eyes but do as he says.
"Hey uh Mali, the boys sorta wanted to know if you friend Christie is lesbian or not?"
"Yeah she is and do she will not have a threesome with you guys. She's planning on getting married with her long time girlfriend Sophia soon. So don't be fuckboys and fuck it up for her. Or you'll hear from me-"
"Okay I get it she's off limits."
"Calum I wasn't finished-"
"Bye Mali see you in a couple hours."
And I hang up on her.
"Wow Calum you're such an ass," Michael says.
"She gets annoying," I answer nonchalant.
"And you guys heard her she's off limits so keep your dick in your pants for the time we're there."(Aka Luke being a fuckboy in the Rolling Stones article)
"Hey did you guys see Mali's snapchat story?" Ashton asked.
"No why?" Luke asked.
"Well apparently she got an almost $5,000 ring from her 'bae'"Ashton said.
"Yeah and she's with Christie." Luke added.
"Well who the hell is her bae?"I asked angrily.
"Beats me but sucks for you she probably won't answer if you call her." Michael laughs.
"Dude she put on Christie on her story and she said to add her on snapchat." Luke said.
"What's her snapchat?" I asked.
"It's @ChristiePage" Luke replied.
I type her username into my snapchat and it's says I added her. A couple minutes later she added me back. So me being me I decided to look at her snapchat story and I thought she was really hot. So I decided to snapchat her a selfie and I made sure I had a really good angle and selfie lighting.
**Christie's POV**
To: Mali the bae Koa
From:Christie Jenningss<3
Hey Mali Calum added me on snapchat and he sent me a snap.
To: Christie Jenningss<3
From: Mali the bae Koa
Fuckboy alert. Haha jk but he's an ass he hung up on my when I was calling him and the other boys.
To: Mali the bae Koa
From: Christie Jenningss<3
Were you ranting?
To: Christie Jenningss <3
From:Mali the bae Koa
No.
To: Mali the bae Koa
From: Christie Jenningss <3
Why u always lyin?
To: Christie Jenningss <3
From: Mali the bae Koa
Haha he asked me if you're lesbian hahahhahahahhaahahhaahahaha.
To: Mali the bae Koa
From: Christie Jenningss<3
Haha. Let me guess, THREESOME!1!!! OMG SHES A LESBIAN THAT MEANS SHE'LL LIKE A THREESOME!!1!!2! Fuckboysssss
To: Christie Jenningss<3
From:Mali the bae Koa
Pretty much not gonna lie fam.
To: Mali the bae Koa
From: Christie Jenningss<3
Well I don't find a penis attractive. It looks gross. It's like a really fat Twinkies. Literally.
To: Mali the bae Koa
From: Christie Jenningss<3
Oh wait I'm going to open his snap.
To: Christie Jenningss<3
From: Mali the bae Koa
Screenshot
To: Mali the bae Koa
From: Christie Jenningss<3
No I'll look like a creep. I'll just tell you fam.
I opened the snap and it was a selfie. I gotta admit he's cute but one problem. He has a penis. So I sent him a selfie back. Sophia should be coming home soon though. I haven't heard from her all weekend. Oh well, she's probably busy with her mom.
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