Luke: She was threatening people
Ruby: what are you talking about
Ruby: it's seven in the morning it's too early for this cryptic shit come back in a few hours
Luke: My crazy ex girlfriend
Luke: She threatened any female who breathed in my direction
Ruby: oh wow
Ruby: that sounds serious
Luke: It was
Luke: I literally lost every single girl friend that I had because she would say terrifying things to them
Ruby: how long did you date for?
Luke: A year and a half
Ruby: oh man holy shit ok
Ruby: did you love her
Luke: Yeah I did
Ruby: well I think you're better off without her
Ruby: if you don't mind me asking, what's her name
Luke: Arzaylea
Ruby: that's an interesting name
Luke: An interesting name for an interesting person
Luke: She wants to get back together
Ruby: nonononono that's definitely not a good idea
Luke: Okay but seriously I was in love with her
Luke: Maybe I should give it a shot
Ruby: sometimes you fall in love with the wrong people
Ruby: and she was interfering with your social life so clearly she wasn't the best
Luke: She made me happy :-(
Ruby: but now you don't need her to be happy
Ruby: you don't need anyone to be happy
Luke: Fuck you're right I'm just an emotional guy
Ruby: I know bud I know
Luke: Sorry if I woke you up btw
Ruby: Luke it's Monday I'm on my way to school
Luke: DONT TEXT AND DRIVE
Ruby: omfg would you chill? my friend is driving me
Luke: Okay good
Ruby: I should probably say goodbye tho we're almost there
Luke: Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ruby: Bye ily
Luke: I love you more Princess :-)
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I'm a terrible person ok I caved u guys asked for it and I did it
Arzaylea is the crazy ex but to be clear this is just a name and a description, not an accurate representation of who she is irl
also, just to clarify, Luke and Ruby say ily as friends they're not like actually in love with each other (yet) (((possibly)))
thanks for all the votes and comments!! you're all my best friends
