Texting Shawn Mendes

text eighteen

Shawn: wassuup??!!

Avery: heyy whats up!!

Shawn: soo a beautiful girl at the mall dropped her bags in front of me
-and i helped her ofc

Avery: aw what a gentleman

Shawn: thank you, thank you. anyways, so i helped her take the bags to her car ! and i just randomly said "hey you should text me sometime, or call, or text, whichever is cool"

Avery: smooth

Shawn: so i gave her my number and well im pretty nervous, what if she doesnt call or text??

Avery: calm your tits! im not sure what she is like but fingers crossed she does call you! or texts you?
-you deserve to meet someone because you hang out with me way to much...

Shawn: :o

Avery: Im kidding i love hanging out with you<3

Shawn: i hope you die in a hole

Avery: I'll crawl out of the hole and drag you down with me.

Shawn: calm down satan

Avery: *winkwink*

Shawn: as much as i want to have sex with you, im sorry but i dont want demon babies

Avery: ew gross get your dick away from me

Shawn: I cant control, its got a mind of its own ;)

Avery: wow i have never seen this part of you

Shawn: only for you ;)

Avery: you are gross

Shawn: oh you know you love it

Avery: has your new girlfriend called or texted yet??

Shawn: oh yes she texted me! brb

Avery: ok i'll be waiting here
-alone in the dark
-sigh
-i think there is a monster in my closet :o
-i wonder if harry and louis are cuddling right now
-speaking of larry, are you little or big spoon?
-im a little spoon

Shawn: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND WOW this is a sad day for America, i have no luck with women ):

Avery: SUCKS

Shawn: eh its ok, at least she told me before we started hanging out and stuff

Avery: true

Shawn: you know what's exciting?

Avery: hm?

Shawn: that someone, out there in the world, is meant to be with you. Your true love, someone who will be with you, your whole life :)

Avery: I never thought about it in that way