1. Bring a demon into the shinigami Library.
2. Insult Undertaker.
3. Steal his glasses.
4. If option three isn't coming into effect immediately, give said glasses to Grell, and William will be forced to do something he doesn't want to do in order to get them back.
5. Step on his foot.
6. Paint his death scythe completely red.
7. If option six isn't coming into effect immediately, give the painted death scythe to Grell, and William will be forced to do something he doesn't want to do in order to get it back.
8. Pester him while he's on the job.
9. Poke his cheek, then say, "Wow, I should do that more often," before proceeding to poke him repeatedly.
10. Dare/bribe Ronald into turning on his lawnmower death scythe when William's trying to sleep.
11. When William already has overtime, bring a melting ice cream to him and tell him 'happy birthday,' regardless of what day it is.
12. If option eleven isn't coming into effect immediately, let Grell into his office.
13. Put a picture of Sebastian on his desk, then scratch into the wood of his desk 'WS + SM.'
14. Ask if you're going to get fired for 'what happened last night.' When he asks what happened, have a false emotional breakdown.
15. Tell Grell that William has developed a love intrest in one of the male reapers, and that it's not him.
16. As an alternative to option fifteen, tell Grell that William has developed a love interest in him alone.
17. Go through William's personal files, and proceed to blackmail him.
18. Tell William that a higher-up has promoted him, then announce publicly that he fell for the joke a few hours later.
19. Send Grell to renovate his house, wardrobe included.
20. Choose contacts over reaper glasses.
21. Continuously tell Ronald that William wants to speak with him, even though he doesn't.
22. Fill William's office with spiders, then blame Claude.
23. Ask William to put on a trapeez performance, preferably with Sebastian.
24. Tell William that Grell is having a child.
25. If option twenty-four isn't coming into effect immediately, tell him that the child is a demon.
26. Sneak up behind him.
27. Ask him if those straight B's were good enough, then make a wise remark regarding Grell's A average.
28. Walk around singing an off-key 'London Bridge.'
29. Ask him to speak in iambic pentameter, playing on his name and Shakespeare's.
30. Spill a drink on his desk. Preferably a sticky one.
31. Ask how long it took to get his back straight.
32. Borrow a Cinematic Record and don't return it.
33. Hide his death scythe in the women's bathroom.
34. Put a thumbtack on his chair.
35. Tease him when he gets overtime.
36. Let four cats into the library. Give them collars with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5.
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How To Annoy: The Black Butler Characters
HumorThis book is filled with multiple tactics you can use on many of the Black Butler characters to annoy them and fill them with a hatred and a want of vengeance towards you!! Enjoy!!
