How To Annoy: The Black Butler Characters

How To Annoy Grell Sutcliff

1. Tell him he looks like a strawberry.

2. Sit on his lap and constantly read him Ciel x Sebastian fanfics.

3. Insist on calling him "Little Red Riding Hood'

4. Steal his chainsaw.

5. While he's chasing you to get it back, throw it off a bridge and hope he dives for it.

6. Throw a red pen at him, when he picks it up, scream "THAT'S MINE!" and smack him.

7. Steal his glasses and laugh while he flails around trying to get them back.

8. While he's trying to find them, tell him you 'accidentally' stepped on them.

9. Take away his chainsaw or scissors and replace it with a muffin pan, tell him to collect souls with THAT.

10. Tell him Sebastian is taken... by you.

11. Hide all his makeup.

12. Constantly recall the stupid moments he's done in the past. "Remember that time you..."

13. Take the motor out of his chainsaw.

14. Rip his beloved red coat.

15. Yell at him like Madam Red did when he was her butler.

16. Yank and drag him around by his hair like William does.

17. Ask him why he insists on looking like a very girly man.

18. Give him a 'hair cut'.

19. Give him a lecture that even though he thinks he's a woman, he still is a man.

20. Tell him that Sebastian will never be attracted to an idiot like him... but you are.

21. Show him a desert Sebastian made, then eat it in front of him.

22. Remind him he must always brush his pointy teeth. EVERY NIGHT.

23. While he's trying to count/keep track of how many souls he's collected, scream out random numbers.

24. Since he likes Shakespeare, follow him around and read him Shakespeare non-stop.

25. Kiss Sebastian.

26. Better yet, kiss Sebastian in front of Grell!