1. Steal his hat.
2. Ask him if he's female or male because you couldn't tell.
3. Take Pluto away from him.
4. Threaten to take Pluto to the pound.
5. Tell him that he has to get rid of Pluto since Ciel is allergic to him.
6. When h refuses, yell, "SO YOU WANT THE YOUNG MASTER TO DIE?!"
7. Constantly remind him that he shouldn't be the gardener if he doesn't know how to garden properly.
8. Ask him how long he's been at the Phantomhive Manor and he still doesn't know how to properly garden.
9. Insult Angela.
10. Tell him that she's actually a guy.
11. Remind him that he's technically a murderer.
12. Remind him how he was unable to catch a mouse without destroying anything.
13. Tell him that brute strength doesn't get you far in life.
14. When he asks what you mean, tell him that he needs wits, too.
15. Tell him that he looks like a gay farmer.
16. Ask him if he wears fake eyelashes.
17. Tell him that dogs are a man's best friend, not demon hounds.
18. Call him a farmer's daughter.
19. Insult the Phantonhive family.
20. Cry to him and say that Ciel bullies you.
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How To Annoy: The Black Butler Characters
HumorThis book is filled with multiple tactics you can use on many of the Black Butler characters to annoy them and fill them with a hatred and a want of vengeance towards you!! Enjoy!!
