How To Annoy: The Black Butler Characters

How To Annoy The Undertaker

1. Steal his hat and coat.

2. Pretend to be him by giggling in a feminine tone saying, "I'm The Undertaker and I love partying with dead people!!"

3. Poke him constantly.

4. Get a recorder and record him laughing. Every time he tries to speak, play the recording with a poker face.

5. Draw a mustache on his face.

6. Blame it on Grell.

7. Ask him to demonstrate what it's like being inside of a coffin. If he says yes, quickly lock him up and send him to America.

8. Tell him William T. Spears is a better Shinigami than him. When he gets mad and asks why, tell him because he has a bigger death scythe than him.

9. If he asks what you mean, tell him that William can explain since he came up with the second definition of 'death scythe'.

10. As he storms off, don't forget to tell him that Grell has a bigger death scythe than the two of them combined.

11. Replace his biscuits with Pluto's dog treats.

12. Give his shop a complete make over. Decorate it with pink ribbons and a banner that says: GO LIFE!! Even dress up his mannequins.

13. Stick Grell in one of his coffins as a surprise.

14. Ask him if you were invited to him and Lua's wedding.

15. Put glitter and stickers on his actual death scythe.