1. Every time you see him smoking, double over and start coughing.
2. Take away his cigarettes, proclaiming, "THESE ARE TERRIBLE FOR YOU!! THEY GIVE YOU CANCER!! YOU WANT TO GIVE THE YOUNG MASTER CANCER?!"
3. If you catch him smoking again, collapse and start yelling, "MY LUNGS!! MY LUUUUUUNGS!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!"
4. Shake you head at him, saying 'Tsk Tsk' whenever Sebastian has to clean up his mess in the kitchen.
5. Once Baldroy sees you, saying, just loud enough for him to here, "Stupid American."
6. After every attempting of him cooking, ask if he uses a chainsaw to cut the food since he uses a flamethrower to cook it.
7. If he's actually able to make a decent meal for one, tell him that he could have done better with a chainsaw.
8. Whenever you're around another person who doesn't know him well and he's smoking, lean over to them and whisper-yell, "He has an addiction..!!"
9. Whenever Sebastian is scolding him, jump up and point at him, yelling, "YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED BY WITHDRAWL!!" and steal his cigarettes before running away.
10. If you get a moment where you see him walking down the halls, get down on one knee and look at the ground.
11. Act as if you're pinching something on the ground, mumbling, "...Glitter..." before looking up to him dramatically and saying, "I think Lady Elizabeth is here!!"
12. Put a hand on his shoulder and say, "I ship you with Mey-Rin."
13. Or "I ship you with Finnian."
14. Or "I SHIP YOU WITH AMERICA YOU FREAKING NATIONALIST!!" before running off, waving your hands in the air like a maniac.
15. Or do all of those within one day.
16. On the rare occasion that the mansion is under attack, run outside, screaming, "GO AMERICAAAAA!!"
17. Walk up to him randomly and say, "Maybe you would have some lady friends if you didn't smell like a druggie.
18. Whenever something ((mildly?)) major happens, jump on his back and yell, "TO THE BATTLEFIELD!!" as if he were your royal steed.
19. Whenever there's a long silence, speak up and say, "What's the goggles for?"
20. If he didn't respond to you the first time, wake him up in the middle of the night, whispering, "Pssst, what're the goggles for.
21. Everytime he's concentrating on something, act innocent then ask him a dirty question.
22. If he ever gets the chance to serve Ciel a proper meal, yell to him, saying, "Don't eat that!! It probably has his cigarette ashes in it!!"
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How To Annoy: The Black Butler Characters
HumorThis book is filled with multiple tactics you can use on many of the Black Butler characters to annoy them and fill them with a hatred and a want of vengeance towards you!! Enjoy!!
