Apollo: Not a descendant of mine. I refuse to accept this fact. He cannot sing, he cannot play instruments, he cannot write or draw or basically anything except for decapitate pillow pets! 0/10!
Octavian: I can sing!
Apollo: *sticks nose in air* I don't want to hear it!
Octavian: I can draw!
Apollo: I don't want to see it!
Octavian: I can write poems!
Apollo: Unlikely!
Octavian: Seriously! Watch this haiku:
Octavian is
Awesome and good at this and
He is a cool
Apollo: He is a cool?! What?! The haiku is supposed to have 5 syllables in the last line! You only had 4!
Octavian: Nothing. He is a cool.
Apollo: Do you see why we are not related? I can spit out a haiku right now:
Octavian sucks
Octavian sucks a lot
Octavian sucks
YOU ARE READING
Demigods #Wattys2016
FanfictionEvery demigod is special. Let's see what they will do in different situations... *cue evil smirk*
