What's Percy Jackson?

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Mortal: What's Percy Jackson?
Me: It is the greatest demigod EVER! I am obsessed with him!
Me: He almost died 5,000 times
Me: It's a really good series... YOU SHOULD READ IT!
Me: You'll ship Percabeth like crazy!
Mortal: You okay?
Me: NEVER FORGET ABOUT CAMP HALF-BLOOD! I LIVE THERE, OKAY?!
Mortal: I'm just gonna go n-
Me: LIVE. THERE. THEN CRY OVER DEATHS. MANY, MANY DEATHS.
Mortal: *leaves*
Me: So... many...deaths... *curls up into a ball*
Me: *sobs*

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