Nico: Will, what are you doing?
Will: Creating sweet, sweet ambrosia. *douses popcorn in butter*
Nico: No you're not- Will! You're ruining our popcorn! *tries to take bag of popcorn away*
Will: *dodges Nico and continues to soak popcorn with butter* You're going to love this!
Nico: Will, do you know how many calories that butter probably has? Are you trying to make me fat?
Will: It's just butter Ni-
Nico: It's going to be all soggy!
Will: No it's no-
Nico: And it's going to taste gross!
Will: No it's no-
Nico: And it's going to make our hands al-
Will: STOP DOUBTING ME WOMAN!
Nico: ...
Will: *finishes with butter*
Nico: Did you just call me "woman"?
Will: Uh, no?
Nico: *glares at Will*
Will: Please don't be upset!
Nico: You ruined the popcorn.
Will: Try some.
Nico: No.
Will: Try some.
Nico: No-
Will: TRY SOME GODSDAMMIT NICO!
Nico: Fine. *takes some popcorn and eats it*
Will: *leans in and waggles eyebrows* Soooo?
Nico: *secretly loves it* I hate it.
Will: No you don't.
Nico: *licks lips* Yes, I do. You ruined it.
Will: You're adorable when you lie.
YOU ARE READING
Demigods #Wattys2016
FanfictionEvery demigod is special. Let's see what they will do in different situations... *cue evil smirk*
